Something goofy to make you smile for a moment!

today, while I was using a kid friendly skill to make your own story on amazon alexa, she said

" and the robot was cleverer for firing balls from his toes"

I just thought it was kinda funny

That's actually very funny. It reminds me of once while we were navigating through Albuquerque we used Siri and gave her an Australian accent. She had a very difficult time with the Spanish words which was very silly.

I was driving home late one night and I came across a beautiful white cat that had been killed by a car. It looked like it had just happened. It was after 2:00 am and I couldn’t bear to leave it there. I gently wrapped it in my jacket and took it to the house it was in front of. I laid it on the door step and rang the door bell and left.

It wasn’t until years later when I was telling my daughter that she mentioned that cats travel and that probably wasn’t even the right house. Can you imagine the home owner’s faces when they went to get the mail the next day and found a random dead cat on their doorstep wrapped in a jacket? They probably wondered what kind of sick individual does something like that. Goofy.

lol!

I feel sorry for the kitty cat's real owners though. did they ever find out about the cat?

Sometimes when our rec center is going to empty the pool for maintenance they let people bring their dogs to the pool the day before. While the labs were all jumping in and our dachshund was manfully swimming with his little legs, my friend's Irish Wolfhound was trying to climb onto her shoulders because he was afraid of the water. ( if you are not familiar with Irish Wolfhounds, they are enormous). I wish I had a picture,

I feel like my posts are stupid

That's really cool you can take your dogs for a swim! They don't recognize their size lol!! Thank you for sharing! (Your posts are not stupid)

Your posts are not stupid Monticello. Not in any way. I am familiar with Irish Wolfhounds...it's a great story...uplifting

my friend chloe had a tattoo of a pizza slice on her arm

I thought that was actually quite cool and weird.

none of these names of people, hearts, butterflies, angels, what ever else people tend to have,

a slice of pizza.

yum!

I also know someone with "scented playdoe"

I've never come across it. it's litirally playdoe but scented

she's got blueberry flavour, banana, and watermelon

the watermelon one smells good enough to eat- not that I would eat playdoe, it just smells good

I have a skill on my amazon alexa called "smell detector"

you litirally launch the skill and ask her if someone smells

you can imagine the face of people when alexa says they do, I'm like well... clearly you do, alexa herself just said so- and she should know, she's got more brains than me. lol

I tried to ask alexa if she thought she smelled too, but then remembered alexa was the wake word and it wouldn't have worked

lol

Like play + aromatherapy combined! I like the sound of that!

A shop owner was throwing sand over the freshly accumulated snow on the sidewalk. This mainly created a slushy mess, making it harder to walk through it as the snow melts today. People were also avoiding it, apparently wondering whether it's sand or something else that's yellow?

Thank you for your encouragement, everyone

the other day, a friend of mine and me were talking in q's (a bit like a secret code).

the things we came up with

for example her name is alisha and using the q it became qualisha (which actually sounds a bit jamacian. lol)

I became quemily, not so exotic

but then alisha did sentences in q's and challenged me to guess what she was saying

I was amused

in my latest creative writing peace, the girl is obsessed with biting her football.

don't ask me why. I just thought... well she's 8, she's unhappy with her football and bored of it, so why not?

(now I'm sitting here wondering how many 8 year old girls bite footballs.)

(the fact I am even thinking about something so random is setting me off laughing.)

my shower (not me) almost flooded the bathroom today

need to get someone to look at it