Sad Fest

oh that really is sad.

*sobbing once more*

thanks petunia for saving us there...

-shadow-sobber

Okay...we even have sad names here in Sad Land.

Shadow Sobber

Pitiful Petunia

Gloomy Gem.

It's getting darker in here by the minute.

You all need to come up with your sad names...they don't have to match letters. You can use anything!

OR, I can name you. Like being knighted into Sad Land.

Example.

Zorah--zapper of zanies.

Us too Petunia... we're coming to the sad fest too.

We will bring Songs of the Humpback Whale, the whale's singing is very beautiful, but kind of sad & haunting, it will go well as a background to the growling & howling.

Also we can make very angry buzzing noises.

Look what I have for my Zorah...

Also we can make very angry buzzing noises.



Can you give sad, buzzing rides too? Fly around all droopy and such.

ooooo !!! Petunia gave us a name

Now we're really part of Sad Land.

but "zapper of zanies" , , say something to stop
me smiling,quick.

We could fly around in a sad, gloomy sort of way, but unless you're all very small, you wouldn't be able to ride on us.

BUT the whole nest could carry a basket hanging below us, like they have for ballon rides, & we could take ppl for rides that way. Very gloomy rides.

Yes, Gem could paint the basket black and Forlorn Fuzzy could growl.

Yes. We could be miserable flyin' around.

The name of the ride will be "The Ornery Hornets"

OOOHHH more painting.



Salem wont help this time cause he likes to chew baskets.

Okay...I'm losing it.

Figment getting ready to paint the hornet basket black almost made me lol!

Can I even say lol in Sad Land?

Can I even say lol in Sad Land?

No

and if you must smile, make it a half smile
or a grinch smile

If you're sad and you know it, just say blah.

If you're sad and you know it, just say blah.

If you're sad and you know it, then you really ought to show it.

If you're sad and you know it just say blah.

BLAH.

BLAH

Another song for the sad land!



You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch.
You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You have garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch.
I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch.
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crockodile.

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch.
The three words that best describe you
are as follows, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.
You're the king of sinful sots. Your heart's a dead tomato splotched
With moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch.
Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse, Mr. Grinch.
You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce.

Gloomy Gem

Okay. I'm out! You got me with that one!

me too

Can I be named please?

BLAH

Tamzinrose--Trauma-tamer.

Thanks. I wish I could tame my trauma. Sounds kinda...dirty though...

tamzine rose, where are you. I hope you are not smiling

All the girls

Of course I'm not. As if I would.

Tearjerker Tamzin...

Um, any better?