You Know You've Got DID when...

The whole drawing thing happens to me all the time! I'm like "I am so horrible at drawing... I swear! I set out to draw this simple, get my point across subject and suddenly it looks like I've been in art school for ages. In art therapy they would ask me "what art school did you go to?" I just sit there staring at the piece for like hours because I'm so confused how I got the end result. It makes me feel good that I have some sort of talent. But then I realize I have a ton of talent I can't claim. I'll tell my friends "O I CAN'T play twister, I'll break my neck!" And then suddenly I'm like a pretzel, elasta woman.

Sadly, my artistic alter (I'm still trying to figure which of them she is) never comes out in art class, leaving me with an awful grade. .-.
PFFFT ELASTIC PRETZEL WOMAN.
I FLIPPING DIED.

You have to ask the better driver to step up.

you know you have d.i.d when you get checks in the mail as refunds because you have paid the bill off two times!!OR you get a letter from your bank saying you have overdrawn your account because some one in the System didn't write down money spent in your transaction journaland you find dresses ,shoes and a new purse you have never seen before

Oh that is a good one!!!! I'm waiting for my personal favorite jokes to surface. It may take a while.

When you put your journal on the counter to bring to t, and when its time to go to the appointment its no where to be found. Gotta love secrecy

looking forward to hear your you know you have d.i.d when....
you know you have d.i.d when the pastor asks for an Alter call and every one inside bickers about who will go.....

When you respond to this thread and it takes awhile for the good jokes to surface because you're waiting for the funny alter.

When you can both deny and accept your diagnosis at the same time.

When you've been told you have at least 14 different psychiatric diagnosis and a few medical ones too.

When one week your garden looks like something out of better homes and gardens and all your neighbors compliment you and the next it looks like a barren sandbox. All the flowers have died.

Your entire house is decorated in crafts, but you have no idea how to craft.

You cook everyday for a month. Then you never cook for weeks.

when the one person who knows about the DID tells you to go away and let *core or other alter* come back cuz she needs their opinion since you've already given yours

when you pick up your order at the counter and it is the one food you cant stand

when you are starving even though you ate five minutes ago

when your house is suddenly spotless, you are the only one home, but you hate cleaning and swear it wasnt you

when you rearrange the whole house according to feng shui that you dont even know or believe in

when you find dishes from baking and cookies but no recollection of attempting to cook because you know you cant

when your mom asks "cas, whats wrong" and you cant tell her to go screw herself cuz your name is alex and your triggered cuz someone messed up something that has to be a certain way

alex

When you suddenly start laughing when your boyfriend sends you a text that the host usually thinks is cute.

When you hear the microwave go off even though you don't remember making popcorn.

When you put in a current Disney movie and halfway through you're like "Wait... This isn't Texas Chainsaw Massacre!"

When someone asks you what kind of chips were in those cookies you made but you've never made cookies in your life.

When you go to the grocery store and you see "lot of cndy" on your list but you don't have kids. Or a child alter (that you know of).

When you walk into your room and there's glitter everywhere. (that was weird.)

that is the best one yet - I'm telling pastor !!!!

You know that you have DID when...

...you wake up watching Poke`mon, Care Bears, Bratz, or Blues Clues.

...you don't reply to your mates calling "your name" because they aren't using the correct one.

...when your mates ask you why your nails are painted pink, but you have no answer for them.

Rosalie

GypsyRosalie- Since I can't figure out how to quote things; To your little kid's show one... *hides Netflix history* I WAS NOT WATCHING DRAGON TALES EARLIER.

Oh my god! That happens ALL the time with me! xD My mom calls it "cravings" though :P Then she sometimes wonders about it after she says, "But you LOVE Fish!!!"

I sometimes know it's me Cx But sometimes I don't... Or maybe I just always know cause I live with my mom and she's at work all the time, so it's just me at home xD

YES!!! Or when I'm dressed up and my friends look at me like I'm crazy... Or when all of a sudden I wonder, "Why am I wearing this!?" xD

You know you have DID when...

You are sure that you have DID and you know all the symptoms... Then suddenly you have NO IDEA what you said before and you've completely changed your story. Then you suddenly do NOT have DID!

You know you have DID when...

You think you have all of your personalities figured out. Then all of a sudden YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW! ...Let's not forget when you change your story and people stare at you as if YOU should know. Sorry, doc, that YOU isn't here right now.

You know you have DID when...

You type really well from YEARS of experience and you know how to spell... Then all of a sudden you have so many typos and you keep looking up the word in google to remember how to spell it! Let's not forget that your friends can't tell who is who (Neither can you) because you always use the same type of writing! Better look out for those typos and those different types of sentence structures! "WAIT! I don't use smilies! ...Since when do I use so many periods in a sentence!"

Let's not forget when you're in the middle of a conversation and in the middle of typing a reply and you suddenly don't know what you were typing about.. You go back to read it and either decide you don't want to talk to that person anymore so you log off or you decide to delete it all and say something better.

You know you have DID when...

You forget who that person in your contacts is... and it says you added them yesterday.

You know you have DID when...

Everything about you is always different all the time.

You know you have DID when...

Everything about you is always different all the time.
YESSS. The Constant "switching" drives me about mad. I swear that's the only reason were even considered mentally ill. Because we've gone mad from never knowing what is going on! I'll give an example.

*Driving down the road*
*groundhog runs out on the road*
* I hit it*

"O GOD I HIT A GROUNDHOG. THE POOR THING. THE POOR POOR THING. IT WAS PROBABLY SO LONELY AND SCARED. IT WAS JUST TRYING TO LIVE IT'S LIFE"

"Great you hit a groundhog, nice going idiot, now you're going to hell,"

"O it was just a groundhog, come on, there's 50,000 of them in a square mile radius."

"IT WAS JUST A LITTLE PRECIOUS GROUNDHOG" (sobbing hysterically)

"Stop crying, you're embarrassing me".

"We're going the wrong way now, turn back around".

"I HIT A GROUNDHOG (sobs)"

"Look if you don't shut up".

"Okay nice turn around there, we're on our way".

"(sniffles) that poor, poor little baby"

"you act like it's a dog"

"they're all animals"

"It's not the same"

"It is"

"It's not"

LydiaB: That was the same conversation I had with myself when my mom ran over a cat one time. Q-Q

You know you've got DID when...

Your mom asks you where you put the remote to the TV and you reply that you watch TV on your computer - There's just too many commercials on Regular TV. Only to find the remote in your room!?

Have had the same conversation!

oooo this happens all the time. note book, ipad, car keys, wallet.

all ways at the last second before going out the door, to therapy, the dentist, any appointment that's at a new place...

later they are in plain veiw in place I'm sure I checked.

jax

When you're awesome at baking and decide to make a detailed and complex cake, and it turns out store bought.

When you have a list of chores you've memorized instead of written down and when your parents get home you're in your room reading fashion magazines with pop blasting out of your speakers and the house is still filthy.

When you can't find the five packs of gum you bought just yesterday. (Bubbles was trying to see how much gum she could chew. ._.)

When you're playing a horror video game and all of a sudden you're on dress up games giving some chick a makeover.

When you put on perfume in the morning and then realize you don't even own perfume.

wow--that sounds like my life---