When "It sounded better in my head" is a regular excuse

It's not a serious thread, not at all. It's more of the fun things that we get to experience with DID. So go ahead! Share!
For us personally when me make a joke or say something that happened and singular people don't get it we use the excuse "It sounded better in my head" which is a normal excuse for everyone, but it sounds so damn funny for someone with DID -Scar
When you have explained different genders to your littles (because two of the alters are non binary) so you are now expert towards little children in general -Vlad
When you know you will be the perfect parent because you already have 2 children inside and you know how to talk about sex with them -Cari.

When you throw a tempertandrum like a child because you are one inside... Lol

Vlad for Annie:
When you get yelled at for waking up under the best on a teddy bear from yourself in body form and yet you somehow manage to do it every single morning

Repeating a lame comment that was hilarious -got everyone laughing- on the inside but falls flat on the outside: awkward. o.O

When I go into trance like ramble lectures on really random topics and someone asks how do you knowabout all that?..... uuhh...I know it because my brain tells me I know it! Lol ( apparently her name is Vicki.)

When certain ones bet on something yea those are fun times! lol

When you have a whole choir in the head and y'all can sing amazing
When your best friend makes the mistake of asking "what do y'all want to eat" and now 6 people are fighting of who is out -.- xD

i also have this. it's like all this stuff just falls out of my mouth, and then after the fact i sit back and am like where did that come from, how did i know that? i know that i have read a lot on a lot over the years, but i have no frontward knowledge of a lot..yet it's stored somewhere inside and randomly surprises me lol but sometimes when i hear the words coming out, i fear it's not even correct yet part of me says it is, and then just in case i have to double check it after. it's generally correct thankfully lol

When doing something sounded like a real good idea to an other, but then I've got to deal with the consequences of what turned out to be a really bad idea.