My triggering teen kid

My 18 yr old son is driving me crazy! I'm about to kick him out because he's so triggering.

Hes suppose to be home on school night at 10 pm but didnt walk in to 5:30 with his girlfriend this morning. He said he lost his car in the city....parked it and can't find it.

He has a notice of too many unexcused absenses at school that he just might has failed the school year. He has court next month for possession of marijuana.
Hea veen suspended 3 times so far.

Suppose to be up in 30 minutes for school but is in bed. WTF???

We're trying to not cause a scene but we are switching like mad....one wants to yell another throw him out the doir, and others sympathize and help....and if course me freaking out..l.feeling trapped and stuck in a role that I never asked for...

Of course we are suppose to have a tooth pulled today but we have to cancel because of a sore throat that hit us on saturday.

Him leaving can't come soon enough. I don't know what to do anymore...we want him gone. We can't deal with all this. I don't believe half the shitt he says any ways.

I'm just gonna let him sleep and when he's alone I'm going to rip him a new one. Hes done pissed me off for the last time. Im being nice because his girlfriend that I just met is here. Grrr.

So sorry it's tough for you! I would be totally done, can't find it? What! aw man I would probably demand he grow up as soon as possible and fix the problem.

Well last night....told him "no" to his gf about her spending the night....he waited to very late till we was about to sleep after drinking to sneek her in in front of me giggling.

Earlier he told her that I had a thing. My alters and what they do are now a "thing".

Then he tells me to chill and that I'm over reacting. Besides all the other parents are doing it.

I made a scene this morning and said all the locks are changing and if he aint here by 9:30...too bad. Also he's leaving first in the morning.

I'll take care of this.