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Sep 21, 2009, 08:32 PM
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The Problem with Viagra
A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?" He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite." At lunchtime, she asked him if he would like something. "How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?" He declines again. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food.." Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?" He declines once again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I 'm still not hungry." "Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving.."
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Sep 21, 2009, 08:43 PM
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  That was a good one!!!
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Sep 21, 2009, 08:47 PM
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Sep 21, 2009, 10:31 PM
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Sep 21, 2009, 11:45 PM
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LOL good one!
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Sep 22, 2009, 10:31 AM
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  that is just too funny!
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Sep 22, 2009, 06:58 PM
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 Loved it.
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