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The Polite Way To Pee During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom? Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?' Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back.' 'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?' 'I would say Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.' The teacher fainted.
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That is the BEST ty for sharing!
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Good one - thanks Vickie
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Got to remember that for my next date. (if there ever is one)
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omg. That is hilarious.
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ROFL thanks so much for posting that!!!
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thanks for sharing
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Thanks for sharing Vickie
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that's cute
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Oh, thank you! I needed that laugh
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Love it! Thanks for sharing
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thank you i needed the
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Too funny! Thank you for sharing.
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