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SunnyD · Jul 28, 2011, 11:28 PM

Funny cat pictures by Mdf1281, on Flickr

SunnyD · Jul 30, 2011, 01:07 AM

Funny cat pictures by Mdf1281, on Flickr

SunnyD · Aug 01, 2011, 12:38 AM

ANIMALS (9) by Chesteridis, on Flickr

SunnyD · Aug 04, 2011, 12:30 AM

Funny cat pictures by Mdf1281, on Flickr

Aug 04, 2011, 05:38 PM

splitimage · Aug 04, 2011, 06:12 PM

Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:
Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2.. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born..
How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mom like me.
What kind of a little girl was your mom?
1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.
What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
What's the difference between moms and dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friends.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.

SunnyD · Aug 08, 2011, 12:46 AM

Funny sign at Hole In The Wall by rfduck, on Flickr

SunnyD · Aug 09, 2011, 01:37 AM

What did the bachelor call his broken engagements?

Near Mrs.

SunnyD · Aug 13, 2011, 01:13 AM

nach dem Flickrtreffen...???? by ♥ ♥ ♥ flickrsprotte♥ ♥ ♥, on Flickr

SunnyD · Aug 18, 2011, 01:45 AM

IMGP7075.JPG by Chrysaora, on Flickr

SunnyD · Aug 20, 2011, 01:29 AM

dogs 'n blogs by amycgx, on Flickr

SunnyD · Aug 22, 2011, 02:09 AM

Funny Sign - Traffic School by coasterbeing, on Flickr

SunnyD · Aug 24, 2011, 02:06 AM

Friday Funny Animals 10 by DrJohnBullas, on Flickr

SunnyD · Aug 26, 2011, 12:40 AM

crazy old man by Shirley Two Feathers, on Flickr

SunnyD · Aug 30, 2011, 03:54 PM

Funny Church Signs by au_tiger01, on Flickr

SunnyD · Sep 04, 2011, 01:25 AM

funny-pictures-cat-thinks-statue-is-not-so-smart by ♥Sapphire♥, on Flickr

SunnyD · Sep 09, 2011, 01:06 AM

Funny Church Signs by au_tiger01, on Flickr

SunnyD · Sep 11, 2011, 12:05 AM

Toothache Drops by Shirley Two Feathers, on Flickr

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SunnyD · Sep 18, 2011, 04:01 PM

Ha Ha Ha I am in Florida now.

Sep 18, 2011, 05:45 PM

Hehe, 'nuff said, SunnyD!

I work out on the roads... and this drives me right up a wall. And the opposite as well -- no blinker. It's like having to be a psychic on both extremes! (And driving for miles w/o turning them off? Omg.)

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holiver218 · Sep 26, 2011, 11:04 PM

heheheh! Animals are always good for a laugh.

I'm new here, so I can't post my picture until I get my post count but I will as soon as I can

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