Funny Stuff

15075293 by shazdeliza, on Flickr

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LAS COMPARACIONES SON ODIOSAS.. by T.I.T.A., on Flickr

vetitarian by suecfar, on Flickr

mayan_sm by suecfar, on Flickr

lazanya by suecfar, on Flickr

oldlady by ronnie65, on Flickr

167722_1770624262021_1131677307_2008153_508391_n by suecfar, on Flickr

FarSide-CatFud by munchmunch51, on Flickr

Fargo by suecfar, on Flickr

Funny Signs or Pictures 10 by DrJohnBullas, on Flickr

old_dog_new_trick0002 by suecfar, on Flickr

I love that one...


cartoon-escape-key by suecfar, on Flickr

just got this in email from my neighbor today. some wise things for us all at any age...enjoy!

Summary of Life


GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap.




GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.




GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD:
1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.


THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus..
4) You look like Santa Claus.




SUCCESS:
At age 4 success is . . . . Not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . . Having friends.
At age 17 success is . . . . Having a driver's license.
At age 35 success is . . . .Having money.
At age 50 success is . . . . Having money.
At age 70 success is . . . . Having a driver's license.
At age 75 success is . . . . Having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . . Not piddling in your pants.


Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way;
BUT NEVER forget the blessings that come each day.


Have a wonderful day with many *smiles* !


Take the time to live!!!
Life is too short.
Whoo-hoo!

DA, This is full of truths. Maybe that's why it's so funny! Thank you for the chuckles.

Very cute ..I saved some to share else where..




cute-duckling-scam by suecfar, on Flickr

lol funny by may444, on Flickr

Picture99 by suecfar, on Flickr

Funny Bum by SavetheCheerleader08, on Flickr

Mom.... My Muffin Top is Showing!! by KrazyBoutCats Charmin Home!!, on Flickr

Thanks for the "funny stuff," Sunny! I definitely believe in the power of humor to help with illness!

kermit by shazdeliza, on Flickr

had to think about that Kermit one a little bit SunnyD, but then burst out in a big ole belly laugh! thanks!

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now foks, i'm a serious, card-carrying member of Alcoholics Anonymous (that pesky "dual-diagnosis, self-medicating" thing that became a full-blown addiction starting about 40 years ago but sober for a long time now). it saved me from an early grave although status of liver still in question . but you gotta lighten up sometimes. found this today in the trunk of my car tucked into Bill W.'s wonderful book...


OVER-SERIOUS ANONYMOUS 12-STEP PROGRAM

1. We admitted that we were powerless over seriousness--that our lives had become unmanageable.

2. Came to believe that only by lightening up could we achieve a state of non-seriousness.

3. Made a decision to turn our constant self-criticism over to our sense of humor and learn to "lovingly and wholeheartedly" laugh at ourselves.

4. Decided to give ourselves a break once in a while, instead of constantly doing searching and fearless moral inventories of ourselves.

5. Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being that our wrongs were often in our heads.

6. Were entirely ready to accept that our characters were as good as anybody else's and possibly better than most.

7. Quit harping on our shortcomings.

8. Made a list of all persons we thought we had harmed and saw that they'd forgotten all the crap we'd blown out of proportion.

9. Quit making amends for breathing air and taking up a few square feet of the planet's surface.

10. Resigned ourselves to the fact we were going to criticize ourselves at times, but would try to stick to our guns when we knew we were right.

11. Sought through prayer and meditation to calm down and realize we're not responsible for everything.

12. Having experienced immense relief from these steps, we would try to carry this message to other overly-serious people and to practice these principles in all of our affairs.

----Author Unknown

He needs this.


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