Good Quotes: Post Yours Today!

"Illegal Toilet is the biggest loser ever" - Winston Churchill

"If I knew Illegal Toilet existed earlier I would've legislated against him breeding, althoug he pobably won't breed coos he's such a loser" - Barack Obama.

America is the best half-educated country in the world.
Nicholas M Butler

An education isn't how much you have committed to memory, or even how much you know. It's being able to differentiate between what you know and what you don't.
Anatole France

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know.
Daniel J Boorstin

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
Bill watterson

-"Every rose has it's thorns." - Poison
-"Life needs an eraser to erase all the bullsh*t!" - me

Whatever you are be a good one. ~Abraham Lincoln

The magic recipe to living out your boldest dreams: A pinch of delusion, a dash of audacity and a shot of courage. - Kirsty Spraggon

No matter how hard I try to forget about u I just remember him even more...
-Uknown

Sorry I don't think he said that You're not a loser.

The chickens will always cluck in their coop; the eagle will always quietly soar.

"God did not create hurry" ~ Finnish Proverb

"Sometimes it's necessary to go a great distance out of your way in order to come back a short distance correctly."
Edward Albee in "The Zoo Story"

If you ask enough people, you can usually find someone who will advise you to do what you were going to do anyway. – Weston Smith

“If you enter this world knowing you are loved and you leave this world knowing the same, then everything that happens in between can be dealt with.” - Michael Jackson

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.
Charles Darwin

Oh, I have so many! But I think my favorite of all time is one from Denny Crane regarding relationships. Goes like this: It is better to want something you can't have, than to have something you don't want. Surprising depth from Mr. Crane, eh? It is indeed how I try to live my life, though I will be the first to admit that it is not always easy!

The other day, someone at a store in our town read that a methamphetamine lab had been found in an old farm house in the adjoining county and he asked me a rhetorical question, ”Why didn’t we have a drug problem when you and I were growing up?” I replied: ”But I did have a drug problem when I was a kid growing up on the farm.”

I had a drug problem when I was young: I was drug to church on Sunday morning. I was drug to church for weddings and funerals. I was drug to family reunions and community socials no matter the weather.

I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults. I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents, told a lie, brought home a bad report card, did not speak with respect, spoke ill of the teacher or the preacher. Or if I didn’t put forth my best effort in everything that was asked of me. I was drug to the kitchen sink to have my mouth washed out with soap if I uttered a profane four letter word. I was drug out to pull weeds in mom’s garden and flower beds and cockleburs out of dad’s fields.

I was drug to the homes of family, friends, and neighbors to help out some poor soul who had no one to mow the yard, repair the clothesline or chop some fire wood. And if my mother had ever known that I took a single dime as a tip for this kindness, she would have drug me back to the wood shed.

Those drugs are still in my veins; and they affect my behavior in everything I do, say, and think. They are stronger than cocaine, crack, or heroin, and if today’s children had this kind of drug problem, America might be a better place today.

(JD), Thats sooo funny!!

Thanks for making my day spectular!!

"Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with the powerful, not to be neutral."

Paulo Freire

Take care!

JD where is that from?

I have NO idea.. hehehe if I did, I would have given credit.

I get tempted to take credit for some of the good ones but I end up with putting unknown or anonymous.

lol...thats funny!!