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Nov 13, 2011, 09:53 PM
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Becoming a mom has been the greatest gift, when my son started talking and forming opinions the funniest things come out of his mouth, and running after a 3 year old all day I have to laugh at some of the things I say to him. I thought it would be fun to hear what absolutely funny things you have said as a parent!
My top 5 would be: 1. Get you're finger out of you're nose, butt, eye...fill in the blank. 2. The dog is not a horse. 3. Forks don't belong in outlets. 4. Stop staring at that woman's boobs. 5. You're a boy not a girl you cannot wear my bra!
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Nov 13, 2011, 11:34 PM
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Oh, my goodness, my boys (now both in college) were always laughing at the things I said to them. I can't remember very well, so I used to come up with all kinds of boo-boos. I can't remember any of them now even. However, I read a list one time of the wild things parents say to their kids, and one I thought was particularly funny was: "If you cut your legs off with that lawn mower, then don't come running to me!"
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