Can't Jack This!

Seriously where is squiggles when you need her? This thread needs to be in phycotherapy the rejection here is going to cost me money on Dr. J.

Where's the justice the humanity,I have not been heard...

And so it's over.... We may not have won the battle... But we can still win the war, right your congress men. Dr. Jon , send me a im. Unite, march, burn things, wave your flags... It's like showing up at a restaurant only to find that they are out of what you wanted.

TV Characters? ... Hmmm ... How about a three way tie between Michael, Sam and Fiona from Burn Notice ...

I'd like to embody many of the qualities that each of them possess ... Including Michael's pouty bottom lip ... Fiona's love of blowing things up ... Sam's gift of gab ...

I'd then set about to create my own TV Series about a woman survivor of childhood sexual abuse who totally failed by the judicial system sets out to avenge not only her own lost childhood but to stop present day molesters (by any means necessary) from ruining other innocent childrens lives too ...

ps. My therapist says it's okay to have these kinds of fantasies as long as I don't act on them ...

when the cheese gets moved/runs out in one place, you just gotta go where the cheese is next!
read that book the other day with my kids.....or the 'who moved the cheese' book for kids, that is. good lessons in it.
and I like smilies. sometimes it's fun to go hunting for the oddest/funniest ones to use (like when squiggles and I had this totally outrageous, manic thread last year....it was wild and crazy fun!)

the cheese as well as this thread have been hijacked. kind of funny..& appropriate...

TV character I would like to be: Dr. McKinley Thompson. So there.

(Can Move This.)

I have plead my case to the powers that be and I rest my case!

I am SICK AND TIRED of my FAVORITE COUSIN being FAMOUS!

This is ********.

I want her to actually answer the phone when I call and I want to hang out with her without EVERYONE TAKING ****ING PICTURES!

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MER~!

I'd like to be Gil Grissom, he can solve any case <333

Well I'd like to be that rich guy who owns the island Mariah Carrie used to visit all the time...

Jack Nicholson in "One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest".

Alice, in "Alice in Wonderland"

Open Eyes

Lisa Simpson.

Do you play sax?

have been the trouble maker in the bin...it was mighty fun. got them to sponsor a football party with 6' heros, chips, soda etc..last time giants were in the super bowl;..hey they tell you to act normal...well if i was acting normal i would be home eating that with my friends...so....

organized a hall bowling league for the patients & staff..with rules etc. because hall bowling was just so lame it needed help...had crowds making noise so that when the announcer said the crowd roared it actually did...

oh so much more..took over the stress relief bingo games...hell i may be crazy but i ain't boring.

Looking forward to tonight , back in the garage .... Waiting on the thunderstorms .... Awesome and T tomorrow , all is well....hmmmmmm

Thanks I'm in the waiting room. I'll never get used to a large practice vs old T who worked alone. Here goes nothing!

So anyway, this blind man walks into a bar and...wait there might be blondes here I probably shouldn't tell this one

Oh George H. yes, I am a blonde and I do hear blonde jokes all the time. I just laugh at them though.

Open Eyes

I won't tell it then...I just don't want to have to explain it