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Old Sep 26, 2006, 01:43 PM
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i need you to email this to me
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Old Sep 26, 2006, 01:47 PM
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Rhapsody said:
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i need you to email this to me

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Do YOU have an e-mail that I can send it too? - for it is on my computer and the link I placed it on PC with is from my photobucket account.

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Old Sep 26, 2006, 06:35 PM
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I DO BELIEVE THIS GOES HERE! LOLOL
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A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking
It all around the house with his finger.
His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to
Break something. The boy continues.

"Johnny!" mom screams. "Knock it off.
You're going to break something."

He stops and eventually mom leaves for a short trip to the store.
Johnny starts up with the balloon again.
He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet.
Then Mom comes in after shopping and while putting
Away the grocery gets the urge. A diarrhea run. She
Can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH,
Out it comes. When she's finished she looks down and
Can't believe what she's seeing. Diarrhea everywhere!
She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet!

She calls her doctor. The doctor is baffled as she describes the
Situation, but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine
Everything. When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and he gets
Down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing. Finally, he
Takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be and
POP! The balloon explodes and diarrhea is everywhere. On him, the walls, etc.

"Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.

He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years,
And this is the first time I've ever seen a fart!"

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Old Sep 27, 2006, 07:27 AM
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Old Sep 27, 2006, 09:50 AM
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that was tooo funny!!!!!!!!
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Old Sep 27, 2006, 10:19 AM
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OOOOOOOOOOO There's that Davey again!!!!!! Showin off his cute patootie lol Fart Etiquette Fart Etiquette Fart Etiquette Fart Etiquette Fart Etiquette
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