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Old Oct 08, 2006, 02:59 PM
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Fortunately, the zoo requires two coconuts.

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Old Oct 08, 2006, 03:27 PM
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Unfortunately there were two cocoanut trees right outside the entrance to the zoo....
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Old Oct 08, 2006, 03:48 PM
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fortunately they were stolen by two monkeys
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Old Oct 08, 2006, 03:50 PM
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Unfortunately, the monkeys strapped them on the bear who was promptly placed in the zoo.
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Old Oct 08, 2006, 04:27 PM
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Fortunately the bear like the zoo
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Old Oct 08, 2006, 04:52 PM
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Unfortunately the monkeys were captured.
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Old Oct 08, 2006, 05:11 PM
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Fortunately one escaped
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Old Oct 08, 2006, 05:59 PM
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unfortunately he had no bananas
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Old Oct 08, 2006, 06:18 PM
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Fortunately he new where the grocer was
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Old Oct 08, 2006, 06:55 PM
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Unfortunately, no escaped zoo animals allowed.
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Old Oct 08, 2006, 06:56 PM
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fortunately all beast that could not fly were given the ability to fly by the wizard
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Old Oct 08, 2006, 07:23 PM
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Unfortunately the wizard forgot to give them a map.
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Old Oct 08, 2006, 09:06 PM
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fortunately they could navigate by the stars..
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Old Oct 08, 2006, 09:15 PM
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Unfortunately it was a dark and cloudy night
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Old Oct 08, 2006, 09:32 PM
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Fortunately, the bear escaped the zoo without help.
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Old Oct 08, 2006, 09:38 PM
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fortunately they found a cab
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Old Oct 08, 2006, 10:08 PM
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unfortunately the cab broke down
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Old Oct 08, 2006, 11:55 PM
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Fortunately, the train was near by and they let animals ride for free.
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Old Oct 09, 2006, 12:23 AM
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Unfortunately the animals got into some liquor being shipped and they trashed the train and was thrown off in the middle of nowhere.
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Old Oct 09, 2006, 07:55 AM
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fortunately eventhough it was a dark and cloudy night...it was warm...so they all got under a huge pine tree and slept while they sobered up!
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unfortunately the lions got a bit hungry round midnight and someone is missing!!!
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Old Oct 09, 2006, 09:00 AM
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Fortunately, I'm confused as to who is in the group of escaped animals now. so I won't even miss them. Fortunately / Unfortunately
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Old Oct 09, 2006, 09:04 AM
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Unfortunately the lions wore disguises, so it could be anyone, even a helpless little flower...
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Old Oct 09, 2006, 09:15 AM
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Fortunately I have a winged friend named Pegasus who can swoop down and pick me up...flowerpot and all.
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Old Oct 09, 2006, 09:22 AM
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Unfortunately, you have a hoel in the bottom of you pot so your soil might fall out
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