How do YOU spell the noise of:

-a fart (of various intensities)
-a scream
-a really loud scream
-a tongue vibrating throught your lips
-someone spitting up a big greeny

-anything you can think of!

I know, I should have been paying more attention to comic strips, but I think all of you, put together, can come up with some pretty interesting ways of spelling expressive sounds! (There's a specific word for what these sounds are called, but can't remember it at the moment...)

My reasons for this request? Well, I am histrionic (very dramatic) in expressing myself, both verbally and physically. I guess the popular term would be Drama Queen

I could surely use your help. If there's one place that people know how to express themselves, it would be this place!

I promise to make all these expressions available to all so we can express ourselves more vividly (and more accurately?) when an emoticon just doesn't quite do it.
(I'd "cross-my-heart-and-hope-to-die," but I do that every day (BPD), so I wouldn't trust that one, BUT you got my word!)



Altered State

That should be interesting alteredstate!

A fart: fweep (a little one)
Scream is the usual aaahhhhh that I use
Loud screams get !!!!!!!!!!!!
Vibrating tongue something like bbrrr
and spiting on screen ptoewy or something!