[IchbinkeinTeufel]

Ever noticed how when someone cries, there's always some numpty handing them a glass of water? WHY?! The last thing I want if I'm crying, is a glass of water!

I can't stand it when someone cries, and they're always doing it RIGHT in-front of everyone, looking at them, RIGHT AT THEM. Anyone I have ever seen cry in real life, myself included, have SHIED away from prying eyes; crying is a very personal thing, not a feckin' public spectacle.

I'm utterly tired of hearing the man go "Wait, I can explain!" or "If you'll just let me explain, ..." - all the eejit has to do is explain it, instead of stumbling over the same damn words.

Your turn.

[tinyrabbit]

When people arrange to meet up, they never say what time. Just: "See you there." Argh!

[venusss]

if there's a couple in bed, they have an L shaped blankets that covers woman up to neck and man only to waist.

[spondiferous]

Nobody eats. Ever. They might go to restaurants and order lavish meals. But then they pick at them. Or ignore them altogether while some seemingly meaningful and dramatic conversation takes place instead.

[Grey Matter]

Emotional conversations in the rain. It's raining. Get the hell inside, are you mad?

Originally Posted by tinyrabbit

When people arrange to meet up, they never say what time. Just: "See you there." Argh!

... and on the phone they hardly ever wrap up the conversation or say 'Bye', just hang up like both parties just KNOW the conversation is over...

[venusss]

Another one... foreigners of the same nationality speak together in broken English.

A career driven women happily dump their careers for their twu wuv to move to some countryside place and be haufraus, after realizing how empty their lifes of working and having money were.

Marriage is high point of relationship and all problems end with it.

[IcryWhoAmI]

Those times when they call out 'Who's there'.
How it only takes a second to dial someones entire number.
The driver spending too much time looking at the passenger instead of the road.
The excessive amount of steering whilst driving on a straight road.
When someone asks for a 'beer' and the bartender automatically knows which brand.

[venusss]

When someone asks for a 'beer' and the bartender automatically knows which brand.

well in the pubs I go to, "beer" is usually the standard 0,5l beer (depending on what kind the pub serves). For small beer, dark beer or foreign brands, unfiltered and other speshul beers you ask specifically.

So people do really order "beer".

Almost anything in a horror movie. I mean, if people didn't do weird/stupid things in horror movies they'd only be like half an hour long.

[IchbinkeinTeufel]

OMG, I love you guys. xD You totally "get" me.

When someone rings someone's phone, and they pick-up, instantly, sometimes not even dialing. ¬_¬

When people go to the creepy sounds. If you hear something growling, it's dark, you're alone, and it's clearly dangerous, ... go the f**k in the opposite direction! Oh well, I get that we're a curious species.

When people are utterly brainless, like with the above example. I know people can be daft, in real life, but in movies and programmes, the stupidity is just off-the-charts.

When women really scream, even though, ... there's nothing there, there's nothing scary, and it's clearly an over-reaction.

When someone gets shot with a gun and then they just get up and strut away, like nothing happened.

[Webgoji]

When the giant monster/giant robot/killer cyborg is chasing down the hero he has to yell, "WE GOTTA MOVE!"

No you don't. You can just stay there and get squished. As a matter of fact, it would help pull the plot out of the Dr. Suess pile if you would just get squished.