Humor for the Day - ENJOY!!!

I recieved this in my e-mail today from a good female friend and I thought it was funny (if taken as a joke) and wanted to share it here on PC - for a Good Laugh only.

Words Women Use:

1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question it, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying FORGET you.

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, "What's wrong", (for the woman's response refer to # 3).

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Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology. Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it’s true. Better yet, print this and post it on the refrigerator as a translation reminder of what the weather will be like for the next 24 hours.

That really brightened my day, thanks!!!!!!

Good one Rhap

so true....

I LOVE IT!!!!! I had shown it to my BF and he said WOW that's right on the Money

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jlove973 said:
I LOVE IT!!!!! I had shown it to my BF and he said WOW that's right on the Money

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It is good to hear that he liked it so, and that you two could find humor in all that truth - lol.

LoVe,
Rhapsody -