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KITCHEN SIGN LANGUAGE
Martha Stewart DOESN'T live here!! Ring bell for maid service. If no answer, do it yourself! I clean house every other day. Today is the other day. If you write in the dust, please don't date it! If you don't like my standards of cooking ... lower your standards. My house was clean last week, too bad you missed it! I came, I saw, I decided to order take out. A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is DELIRIOUS. This is NOT Burger King ... you get it MY way or you don't get anything. Countless numbers of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. I'm creative; you can't expect me to be tidy too! Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.
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Live life passionately, love unconditionally. Hope for the best, laugh your heart out. Cry when you need to, learn from the past. And remember what is meant to be will find its way. |
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Hello Too Too Funny. Chat with Dr Wylie is today at 230 hope you can make it Soidhonia
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I'm creative; you can't expect me to be tidy too!
This is gonna be MY motto! ![]() ![]()
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this one is MY motto:
A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is DELIRIOUS
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Live life passionately, love unconditionally. Hope for the best, laugh your heart out. Cry when you need to, learn from the past. And remember what is meant to be will find its way. |
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LMBO!! I could use that one, too, from time to time. Now that I have a personal provider, this kitchen is downright SAD sometimes! Empty! Clean!
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My house was clean last week, too bad you missed it! </div></font></blockquote><font class="post"> I have a bear holding this stitched onto a pillow! -- right by my front door, so people can't miss it. LOL! |
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I love your siggy, CB
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