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Jan 18, 2007, 11:33 PM
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In pharmacology, all drugs have two names - a trade name and a generic name. For example, the trade name Tylenol is acetaminophen. Aleve is known as naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin, and Advil is ibuprophen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After consideration by a team of experts, it recently announced it has settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix, and of course ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. is making an announcement today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims it will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive gives new meaning to the names of cocktails and highballs. Pepsi will market the new formula by the name, Mount & Do. The long term implications of drugs and medical procedures must be fully considered: Over the past five years, Americans have spent more money on breast implants and Viagra than was spent on Alzheimer's research. It is believed that by the year 2030, there will be a large number of people wandering around with perky breasts and erections who can't remember what to do with them.
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Jan 19, 2007, 02:15 AM
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Feel free to leave comments or thoughts on what you have just read
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Jan 19, 2007, 10:15 AM
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Hello TOO TOO FUNNY. Take care Soidhonia
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Jan 19, 2007, 10:18 AM
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wait until they die.......and the mortician has to deal with 'em........
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Jan 19, 2007, 12:57 PM
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Did we start something in chat last night, Pilatus???
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Jan 19, 2007, 01:44 PM
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I'll never tell SeptemberMorn
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Jan 19, 2007, 10:19 PM
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#8
Jan 19, 2007, 10:28 PM
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the only little blue pill i require is valium, sept behave lol
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Jan 19, 2007, 10:49 PM
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Who needs that though when your gonna be up all night lol
   
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Jan 20, 2007, 12:39 AM
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well they do say 2 heads are better than one
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