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Mar 03, 2007, 01:17 AM
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An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "Seniors" in Texas. Ray always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife "notice anything different about me?"
Bessie looks him over, "nope." Frustrated Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?" Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow". Furious, Ray yells, "DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!!!!!! To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda bought a hat".
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Mar 03, 2007, 01:37 AM
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LMAO
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Mar 03, 2007, 01:20 PM
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 ha ha hah ha!! thanks for the laugh!!
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Mar 03, 2007, 01:25 PM
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Hello Pilatus.
This is too too FUNNY. Take care Soidhonia
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Mar 04, 2007, 06:18 AM
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Mar 06, 2007, 01:18 PM
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LMAO!!!
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Mar 06, 2007, 06:53 PM
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Mar 06, 2007, 07:02 PM
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  Thats a good one Ill have to remember that one. LMAO
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Mar 07, 2007, 03:24 PM
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hahaha thats hilarious!!!
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