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#26
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When I gain one, I gotta loose 2 to make up for it
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#27
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When getting up brings a sigh of relief from the chair.
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#28
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This thread is kinda depressing, IMO. I'm working on losing weight, as I have been for a while, and I have to say, this thread is a reminder of what I'm working towards. It would feel undignified to share reasons why I personally know/knew I was/am overweight.
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#29
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... you have to pay for two seats to watch a movie at a theater.
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#30
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When you fall on the ground and you have to crawl to something to get yourself off the ground. Not sure how long you are going to be able to keep doing that. Not funny.
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#31
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When you are hired to sit in a car so it does not blow away in a storm.
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#33
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When it's so hot outside that when you go out to mow the fields you loose 5 lbs in a day while even drinking gallons of water (& probably forgot to eat in the process)
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When u sit down & can't breath.
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#35
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... you hide some barbels when the doctor tells you lose weight.
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#36
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You'd rather wear your scrubs than street clothes because they fit better.
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#37
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... you need a mirror to see your feet.
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#38
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Too funny.
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#39
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... you consider a large pizza a snack between meals.
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#40
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When you are still jiggling an hour after the earth quake stops.
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#41
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... your chins extend the length of your sternum.
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#42
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When you get up off the toilet and the seat's still stuck to your behind
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You crack the toilet seat in half.
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#44
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you can't tie your shoes
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When you find small animals and children in your folds.
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#46
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You start to believe those infomercials might really be the quick answer.
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I eat crap while watching the show Extreme Weight loss.
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