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Old Jul 08, 2014, 03:00 PM
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When I gain one, I gotta loose 2 to make up for it
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Old Jul 08, 2014, 11:13 PM
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Old Jul 09, 2014, 06:41 PM
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This thread is kinda depressing, IMO. I'm working on losing weight, as I have been for a while, and I have to say, this thread is a reminder of what I'm working towards. It would feel undignified to share reasons why I personally know/knew I was/am overweight.
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Old Jul 10, 2014, 06:50 AM
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Old Jul 10, 2014, 07:09 AM
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When you fall on the ground and you have to crawl to something to get yourself off the ground. Not sure how long you are going to be able to keep doing that. Not funny.
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Old Jul 10, 2014, 08:28 PM
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Old Jul 11, 2014, 08:34 PM
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Do You Really Need to Lose Weight?
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Old Jul 12, 2014, 11:08 AM
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When it's so hot outside that when you go out to mow the fields you loose 5 lbs in a day while even drinking gallons of water (& probably forgot to eat in the process)
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Old Jul 12, 2014, 05:18 PM
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Old Jul 13, 2014, 01:32 AM
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... you hide some barbels when the doctor tells you lose weight.
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Old Jul 14, 2014, 11:08 PM
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You'd rather wear your scrubs than street clothes because they fit better.
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Old Jul 15, 2014, 01:17 PM
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... you need a mirror to see your feet.
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Old Jul 15, 2014, 04:10 PM
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When you ask the doctor how much I have to lose and he asks me how far I can count.
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Old Jul 15, 2014, 08:32 PM
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... you consider a large pizza a snack between meals.
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Old Jul 18, 2014, 02:50 PM
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Old Jul 18, 2014, 04:15 PM
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... your chins extend the length of your sternum.
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Old Jul 18, 2014, 06:47 PM
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Old Jul 18, 2014, 09:05 PM
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You crack the toilet seat in half.
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Old Jul 19, 2014, 02:05 PM
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Old Jul 19, 2014, 04:44 PM
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When you find small animals and children in your folds.
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Old Jul 19, 2014, 07:20 PM
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You start to believe those infomercials might really be the quick answer.

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Old Jul 21, 2014, 08:34 AM
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I eat crap while watching the show Extreme Weight loss.
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