[Zen888]

Mellors

Can you please write a vocal poem about your baby snakes and your son?

Thanks

[SeptemberMorn]

Yes! Yes, please!

[Zen888]

ha, ha, ha this is cause you cant post this in the mens forum lol

i will do one for the snakes later today

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for those of you unfortunate enough to still be on dial up here are the words also

My snakes are fantastic
Inquisitive, and good looking to boot
With Red and Brown colouration
They really are a hoot

Hide and seek is there game
Even in plain view
Take your eyes away 1 minute
And they disappear on you

There still only babies
At about 18 inches long
And the way they are feeding
They are so coming along

I feed them twice a week
On little baby mice
You may find that disgusting
But they think there pretty nice!!

Temazepam is outgoing
With her own feeding style
It’s bite, chomp, chew and swallow
And she goes that extra mile

Whilst Diazepam is introverted
And he stays in bed all the while
He likes to play with his food,
Chasing it awhile

So there you have it
Pilatus my dear friend
A poem about my snakes
Got to check it now
For grammatical mistakes!!!

[Zen888]

[SeptemberMorn]

OOOOH Baby, Baby!! Love that English accent! Talk to me, Mellors!

[Zen888]

Mellors

Write a cheerful poem about your son...maybe how you 2 do that thing as you walk down the street...kicking each others legs.

awesome mellors and i have to agree with tomi about the voice!!!!!!!!

[SeptemberMorn]

I had to listen to it again today!

[sabby]

Loved it! You're a pretty clever bloke

hehehehehhehehe

[January]

I had to skip the one about the snakes. It's a PTSD thing. If you'd like to know, tell me and I'll send it in a pm.

Jan

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Kicka.ss is the game we play Whilst walking down the street
It really is quite fun to play Every time we meet
Every street we walk on Has its different rules
Innocent people walking by Think that we are fools
I kick his a.ss He kicks me back Whilst laughing all the while
Its fun to do, male bonding too It certainly makes us smile
The games we play are harmless we have a lot of fun
We don’t care what others think especially his mom
We swing on trees and climb great walls But that does not compare
To seeing her face when I take him back it is always beyond despair
His cloths are all dishevelled, his hair is all a mess
The fun we have is messy but hey!!! I know what’s best
Our visit time is limited to 4 hours once in a while
But when those weekends do come round its sure to make me smile

[Zen888]

Awesome Mellors!

pilatus why dont you think of 3 random english words that you think cant be placed in the same rhyme and give me a real test, go on i dare you

[Zen888]

ok mellors

>remember
>appreciate
>understood

Your turn Mellors

[sabby]

OooooO this should be good!!

[mrb020377]

wow awesome poems mellers!!!!

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Living on the streets of London Where no-one knew my name
I appreciate the help I got from the people with nothing to gain
They spent there days and there nights Feeding and talking to us
We talked to them, they listened back But No-one understood
I Remember what I said to them that walked past me everyday
Only 1 pay check!!! I exclaimed , yes I’m only 1 pay check away

next time you have to pick a subject has well has the 3 words

[Zen888]

Subject: Why do many superpower nations ignore the poverty, genocide, rape, AIDS, and inhumane treatment of children & women in Africa?

Words: globalization, dependency, financial

Your turn Mellors

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Well First of all let me explain my personal point of view
What’s happening in Africa is happening to the men too
Exactly what do YOU suggest the superpowers do?
Financial aid is wasted on wars started by the non elected few
And that affects everyone including me and you
Its wrong to Send in the world army to clean up the place
Its just another form of dependency In this globalisation dictated arms race

In Africa dictators there are plenty, leaders there are non
How many years now has this been going on?
The reasons we don’t help them is quite simple you see
Its profitable for us superpowers to just let them be
Instead of sending food and supplies we send bullets and grenades
All costs incurred are covered by us, via the disguise of financial aid

The answers lye in history to the problems that they face
The CIA aren’t helping with there private arms race
Do I have the solutions to the questions that you ask
No is my answer, did you really have to ask?

[Zen888]

Subject: Commericalization of Valentine's Day

Words: devalued, materialistic, expectations

Your turn Mellors

will post one tonight pilatus have to go out, this should be a fun one, i hate valentines day.

[sabby]

Keep 'em coming....Mellors you are awesome! And Pilatus, great words to use!

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a day late but here it is...............

What can I say about valentines day
Without going to see a therapist
Its over commercialised and wrong in my eyes
To force men to participate in this
Your Expectations are high but explain to your poor guy
Why You feel so devalued?, this is a guys take on this
So don’t take the %#@&#!, I truly hate this day
Materialistically speaking why are you freaking?
Because he never bought you that cheap card?
Give us a break, for gods sake
We have been working to damn hard
If there’s food on the table and a car on the drive
And your both happy and contented
I am not going to waste my time on a meaningless rhyme
That somebody else has mass printed