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Mar 03, 2007, 01:13 AM
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I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dogs and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog ... Duh!
I was feeling a bit crabby ... So on impulse. I told her no, I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes bugged out of her head. I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it. I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularity a tall guy behind her. Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had posioned me and was that why I ended up in the hospital. I said no ... I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt when a car hit me. I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out of the store..
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Mar 03, 2007, 01:19 AM
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Lol that is so naughty that it IS funny. Is this for real? The poor lady may have just wanted to know if your dog ate it and was trying to find a way to ask or something...did they lol?
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Mar 03, 2007, 01:29 AM
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no clue...it's just a joke! Someone sent it to me via e-mail.
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Mar 03, 2007, 01:31 AM
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EEK!
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Mar 03, 2007, 01:38 AM
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Lmao I thought you REALLY did say all that. I was wondering how you kept from loling. Way funny.
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Mar 03, 2007, 10:31 AM
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Mar 03, 2007, 03:21 PM
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Mar 03, 2007, 05:15 PM
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(((((((((((pilatus))))))))))
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Mar 04, 2007, 06:16 AM
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Too funny!!!!!!!!!!
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