dumbest arguments

What are some of the dumbest arguments you have gotten into? Just out of curiosity and for fun lol.

The dumbest internet argument I can think of includes Goldfish crackers and a child with allergies.

The classic: over grammar! (I wasn't in it; I was just a spectator but it was hilarious nonetheless!)

Lol I agree, I've watched those arguments break out and they are always hilarious lol!

Who would win in a fight. Godzilla or Gamera? It's the longest standing debate in the history of Kaiju Eiga ... and ... well gosh darnit this is important!

Once when the Ex and I were arguing, I said "You can't possibly be as stupid as you sound!" and he said "Yes I can!". lol

Don't even....

I recently read an Internet argument regarding mathematical imaginary numbers.

I was in an argument with a 48 year old man about him doing dishes. Literally went back and forth saying "nuh-uh" and "yes-huh". I've never felt so immature in my life lol what's worse is he really got angry. Like, yelling angry. Stupid arguement award, what'd I win?

Oh Kara I think I got you beat. My husband threatened to jump out of a moving car because of reduced fat food. I didn't even realize we were in an argument until it was too late.

Lmao!!! I haven't laughed out loud all day thank you for this

Lol, you know how out of control that argument can get on the Internet

Hmmm okay. I remember this dumb one. I think I was about 5/6 years old and my sister and I were having a SERIOUS brawl over this dummy shaped lolly. We had each been given one (they were pretty large). And I SWEAR to this day the dummy sweet in the fridge was MINE and she still swears to this day that the left over dummy sweet in the fridge was HERS. Oh there was only one dummy sweet left (there were originally two.

I'm not going to change my view on this. I didn't finish mine. The one in the fridge was MINE.

She's not going to change her mind on this one. She hadn't finished hers and the one in the fridge was hers.

[Oh that was the argument we had when I was around 5 - it's certainly not something we're even bothered about now we laugh and laugh]

DUMB

Whether a larger exhaust pipe diameter causes a loss in torque in an unmodified car.

Over the earth being flat. Yes, people still believe the world is flat lmao.

Arguing about climate change with a right wing neighbor. Not just whether it's man made (I know some people will dispute that) but he thinks the literal news about glaciers melting, sea level rising, droughts etc is a conspiracy by liberal scientists.

This reminds me of the time when me and my sister got into a fight over a piece of string. She didn't like the fact I was so entertained by a piece of string so she tried to take it away from me. We ended up in a fistfight LOL xD