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#1
Mar 31, 2015, 07:10 PM
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Walking down the street today to post a letter and a lizard attacked me. Now i have to go to the ER to have shots in case the lizard has rabies. Pray for IT.
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 Mefisto, PumpkinsGalore
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 Crazy Hitch, MattBemis, palerefraction, PumpkinsGalore
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#2
Mar 31, 2015, 07:14 PM
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Lizards are scary creatures.
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A majorly depressed, anxious and dependent, schizotypal hypomanic beautiful mess ...[just a rebel to the world with no place to go...  ]
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#3
Mar 31, 2015, 07:40 PM
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Ummmmmmmmmm...#1 Lizards don't carry rabies. #2 Lizards don't attack people.
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| eskielover, lizardlady
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#4
Mar 31, 2015, 07:41 PM
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IT, are you "bending" the truth again?
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| eskielover, seeker1950
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#5
Mar 31, 2015, 08:48 PM
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That depends on your perspective.
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#6
Mar 31, 2015, 09:04 PM
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Owwww, what color was it IT? Was it big??? Hairy??? Ugly???? Beastly?????? Did it have big yellow teeth???? Did it bite hard and hang there???? Or, did it bite and run??
You must have stepped on it's tail and made it mad IT. |
| eskielover, seeker1950
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#7
Mar 31, 2015, 09:10 PM
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I will admit this is an April Fool's joke that has backfired.
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| Anonymous37868, eskielover, Nammu, Open Eyes, tealBumblebee
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| eskielover, ManOfConstantSorrow, TimTheEnchanter, Werewoman
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#8
Mar 31, 2015, 09:17 PM
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Quote:
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A majorly depressed, anxious and dependent, schizotypal hypomanic beautiful mess ...[just a rebel to the world with no place to go... ]
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#9
Mar 31, 2015, 11:57 PM
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Hang in there my friend! Let me know how it goes Toilet.
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#10
Apr 01, 2015, 04:04 AM
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You sure it wasn't lizardlady who actually attacked you
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| bubbles00, ForeverLonelyGirl, HALLIEBETH87, lynn P., PumpkinsGalore, Werewoman
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#11
Apr 01, 2015, 04:46 AM
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^^^^^^^^^^ LOL!
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| Dog on a Tree
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#12
Apr 01, 2015, 06:05 AM
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Helping to create a kinder, gentler world by flinging poo. |
| Dog on a Tree, eskielover, lynn P.
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#13
Apr 01, 2015, 06:28 AM
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| lynn P.
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#14
Apr 01, 2015, 08:47 AM
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Helping to create a kinder, gentler world by flinging poo. |
| lynn P.
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Apr 01, 2015, 09:25 AM
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Apr 01, 2015, 05:39 PM
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#17
Apr 01, 2015, 05:44 PM
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HEY WAIT JUST A MINUTE!!!!!!!
I DIDN'T ATTACK NOBODY!!!!!! Though the pic of me before my morning coffee is pretty accurate!
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| Anonymous37781, Open Eyes, PumpkinsGalore, Webgoji
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| eskielover, lynn P., possum220, PumpkinsGalore, Webgoji, Werewoman
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#18
Apr 01, 2015, 05:58 PM
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That lizard was no lady!
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| Werewoman
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#19
Apr 02, 2015, 02:17 AM
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There are reports that the lizard was indeed female and some reports say that it was deprived of coffee
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#20
Apr 02, 2015, 02:19 AM
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hahahahahhahaahahha toilet
you really got me you know!!!!! |
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#21
Apr 02, 2015, 11:33 AM
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I'm just here to provide moral support to IT with some anecdotal evidence. I have been bitten by lizards. They can be aggressive in mating season. So his story is almost plausible and I give him the benefit of the doubt. Sometimes the cute little creatures can be the ones you have to beware of. I was attacked by a squirrel once. This happened between my wannabe rock star days and my almost rock star days. I was painting the stairway of a garage apartment when I heard a commotion several trees away. I looked to see what it was and saw the squirrel looking intently at me. Suddenly he charged. If you've never been charged by a small angry furry thing tearing through the tops of trees you wouldn't understand the terror this can induce. I ran into the apartment and slammed the screen door behind me with only seconds to spare. The squirrel hit the screen with a violent force that almost shook the building. I looked back to see this vicious little creature splayed against the screen seething with anger and rage and frustration at being separated from his prey by that flimsy screen door. He was gnashing his teeth and staring at me with murder in his beady little eyes. I wasn't entirely convinced that the flimsy screen would hold up against such a determined and violent creature regardless of his size. It was terrifying and traumatizing.
So I have an open mind here. IT could be telling the truth. |
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| PumpkinsGalore, Werewoman
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#22
Apr 02, 2015, 02:51 PM
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poor george is that the best groupie story you got?? A rabid squirrel? The one that got away! Our nursing home stories are gonna be freakin hilarious!
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| lizardlady, PumpkinsGalore
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#23
Apr 02, 2015, 03:13 PM
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Okay! I confess!! It was me!!!! Been grumpy all week so I attacked IT!!!!!
  
Last edited by lizardlady; Apr 02, 2015 at 03:46 PM. Reason: keep trying to add second image |
| eskielover, ForeverLonelyGirl, possum220, PumpkinsGalore, Takeshi, Webgoji
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#24
Apr 02, 2015, 03:19 PM
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George, the uni I attended was over run by squirrels. Actually we used to believe it was run by squirrel-brains!
One day I was talking to some friends and eating an apple. One of the squirrels ran up my leg to investigate what I was eating. Thinking I was being nice I gave it the apple core.It threw the apple core on the ground and peed on my leg! Ungrateful little %*($#!!! Another time I was sitting on the edge of a patio eating my lunch. Next thing I know my lunch bag is "running" across the patio. All that's visible is the tail and back legs of a squirrel sticking out of the bag as the little devil took off with my food. People were falling over laughing watching me chase after the squirrel, swearing like a sailor trying to recover my lunch. Never did catch the little b@stard! I completely believe that an angry squirrel chased you inside. |
| PumpkinsGalore, unaluna
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#25
Apr 02, 2015, 03:34 PM
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 I do have some groupie stories and some are freakin hilarious but I don't think I'd be allowed to tell them here  Quote:
Seriously, it really happened. I don't know what set him off but all I had was a paint brush and this guy cracks acorns with his teeth so...
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| lizardlady, unaluna
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