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Apr 25, 2007, 02:53 PM
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yes, this is a joke about men.......so before anyone gets their knickers in a knot........i own it (not the joke, the posting of it) and i imagine the men will laugh at it anyway..........
15 Great Pieces of Advice: 1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. 3. If they put one man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there. 4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone. 5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway. 6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart. 7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types. 9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest he is too old for it. 10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. 11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. 12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions. 13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks. 14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes; It means that you laugh at his. 15. Sadly, all men are created equal. |
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Apr 25, 2007, 05:02 PM
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 </div>good one pat
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Apr 25, 2007, 05:15 PM
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LMAO!!!
Jbug
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Apr 25, 2007, 05:50 PM
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Apr 25, 2007, 06:01 PM
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Sadly, too true, too true.
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Apr 25, 2007, 06:47 PM
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i can relate to all of those pieces of advice.............. im so ashamed .......... lol
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Apr 25, 2007, 08:46 PM
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awwwwwwwww, dec..........
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Apr 25, 2007, 09:12 PM
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Apr 26, 2007, 02:04 PM
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Hello Fayerody. LOVE this post. Take care Soidhonia
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Apr 27, 2007, 06:32 AM
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ahahaha so funny!! i love it!
and being a man, it makes them that little funnier...its good to laugh at ourselves isnt it...hehe thanks pat, im liking your jokes! Simon |
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Apr 27, 2007, 06:36 AM
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#12
Apr 30, 2007, 11:02 PM
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ROFL!
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Apr 30, 2007, 11:11 PM
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