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Feb 16, 2012, 07:34 PM
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Place any jokes that you know here
 Lets have a funny thread about anything that it funny (please nothing dirty)    iamspecial......wonders if a bulldog and a shihtzu had puppies, would they be called bullshihtz? 
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#2
Feb 16, 2012, 08:07 PM
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My teacher pointed a ruler at me and said "At the end of this ruler is an idiot" I got a detention for asking "Which end?"
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#3
Feb 16, 2012, 08:17 PM
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rofl GREAT response to your teacher. :P My roommate and I loved that one. :P
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#4
Feb 16, 2012, 08:45 PM
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If teachers are so smart then why do they use answer sheets??
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Don't get caught up in what could be, instead appreciate what is. Appreciate what you have & who you have, because the future can take it away from you. iamspecial is thinking....when all else fails....sit back...look at it....then re-think and start again |
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#5
Feb 16, 2012, 08:46 PM
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Dear Math, Please grow up and learn how to solve your own problems! I have my own to solve! Your problems are too freaking hard to solve! Please just go way!
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Don't get caught up in what could be, instead appreciate what is. Appreciate what you have & who you have, because the future can take it away from you. iamspecial is thinking....when all else fails....sit back...look at it....then re-think and start again |
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#6
Feb 16, 2012, 08:49 PM
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Teacher: I'm sorry, is my teaching interrupting your conversation? student: why, yes. yes it is. thanks for asking
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Don't get caught up in what could be, instead appreciate what is. Appreciate what you have & who you have, because the future can take it away from you. iamspecial is thinking....when all else fails....sit back...look at it....then re-think and start again |
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#7
Feb 16, 2012, 08:51 PM
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What does the word C L A S S really stand for [Come Late And Start Socializing] Ha ha everything we are not supposed to do, teachers are confusing!
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Don't get caught up in what could be, instead appreciate what is. Appreciate what you have & who you have, because the future can take it away from you. iamspecial is thinking....when all else fails....sit back...look at it....then re-think and start again |
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#8
Feb 16, 2012, 09:34 PM
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Okay, this isn't the funniest joke ever but it made my mom and I laugh a little.
What did Tennessee?........ Same thing Arkansas. |
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| bluecupcake, greylove, iamspecial, jazper, Nams, OctobersBlackRose, tealBumblebee
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#9
Feb 16, 2012, 09:44 PM
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College/University- side effects include sleep deprivation, stress, eye strain, headaches, and loss of social life. The only cure is graduation. Still waiting for my cure.
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Don't get caught up in what could be, instead appreciate what is. Appreciate what you have & who you have, because the future can take it away from you. iamspecial is thinking....when all else fails....sit back...look at it....then re-think and start again |
| Anonymous327501, Nams, Seshat
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| bluecupcake, greylove, Nams, OctobersBlackRose, Seshat
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#10
Feb 16, 2012, 09:46 PM
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If you're stressed, what do you do? Eat waffles, ice cream, chocolate, caramel and cakes! You wanna know why? Cos stressed backwards is DESSERTS!!!
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Don't get caught up in what could be, instead appreciate what is. Appreciate what you have & who you have, because the future can take it away from you. iamspecial is thinking....when all else fails....sit back...look at it....then re-think and start again |
| Nams, OctobersBlackRose
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| bluecupcake, greylove, Nams, OctobersBlackRose, skyscraper
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#11
Feb 16, 2012, 09:47 PM
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I want to go to ikea and hide in a wardrobe and when sumone opens the door i want to shout "WELCOME TO NARNIA!" haha lol
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Don't get caught up in what could be, instead appreciate what is. Appreciate what you have & who you have, because the future can take it away from you. iamspecial is thinking....when all else fails....sit back...look at it....then re-think and start again |
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| DianaCW91, greylove, Nams, OctobersBlackRose, tealBumblebee
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#12
Feb 16, 2012, 09:55 PM
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Brunette ''I love Eminem!'' Blonde ''Well i love skittles more!'' Brunette ''I mean the rapper.'' Blonde ''Whats so good about the wrapper?''
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Don't get caught up in what could be, instead appreciate what is. Appreciate what you have & who you have, because the future can take it away from you. iamspecial is thinking....when all else fails....sit back...look at it....then re-think and start again |
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#13
Feb 16, 2012, 09:59 PM
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I didn't trip, the floor looked sad with everyone standing on it so i gave it a hug! I love you floor
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Don't get caught up in what could be, instead appreciate what is. Appreciate what you have & who you have, because the future can take it away from you. iamspecial is thinking....when all else fails....sit back...look at it....then re-think and start again |
| greylove, jadedbutterfly, Nams, OctobersBlackRose, Seshat, tealBumblebee
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#14
Feb 16, 2012, 10:02 PM
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Explanation of bra cup sizes,,, "A" almost, "B" barely, "c" comfortable, "D" danglers, "E" enormous, "F" fake, "G" Ginormous, "H" Help I've fallen over. Ha ha ha ha
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Don't get caught up in what could be, instead appreciate what is. Appreciate what you have & who you have, because the future can take it away from you. iamspecial is thinking....when all else fails....sit back...look at it....then re-think and start again |
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#15
Feb 17, 2012, 12:40 PM
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NARNIA RFPMP - just pictured myself actually doing that lol
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Just listened to this and had to share....All I can say is Simply Amazing as always.
Evanescence "Lost in Paradise" "You is Smart, You is Kind, You is Important" Movie "The Help" |
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#16
Feb 17, 2012, 01:49 PM
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I remember when a blackberry and an apple were fruit.
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Don't get caught up in what could be, instead appreciate what is. Appreciate what you have & who you have, because the future can take it away from you. iamspecial is thinking....when all else fails....sit back...look at it....then re-think and start again |
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#17
Feb 17, 2012, 01:52 PM
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Its Monday, Tuesday, and then the rest is just W T F.
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Don't get caught up in what could be, instead appreciate what is. Appreciate what you have & who you have, because the future can take it away from you. iamspecial is thinking....when all else fails....sit back...look at it....then re-think and start again |
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Feb 17, 2012, 01:53 PM
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I really need to study. So that is what I am going to do. S.T.U.D.Y = sleeping, talking, unlimited texting, dreaming, yawning.
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Don't get caught up in what could be, instead appreciate what is. Appreciate what you have & who you have, because the future can take it away from you. iamspecial is thinking....when all else fails....sit back...look at it....then re-think and start again |
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Feb 17, 2012, 01:56 PM
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iamspecial has just thought.. in the future, Facebook, youtube and twitter will join together to make the largest site ever. It will be called YouTwitFace.
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Don't get caught up in what could be, instead appreciate what is. Appreciate what you have & who you have, because the future can take it away from you. iamspecial is thinking....when all else fails....sit back...look at it....then re-think and start again |
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#20
Feb 17, 2012, 02:02 PM
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A blond and a brunette are telling jokes the brunette says knock knock they blond says 1 minuet someones at the door!!!
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Don't get caught up in what could be, instead appreciate what is. Appreciate what you have & who you have, because the future can take it away from you. iamspecial is thinking....when all else fails....sit back...look at it....then re-think and start again |
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Feb 17, 2012, 02:03 PM
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How to get your daily exercise: get a block of wood, place it on the floor, walk around it twice. Rest. You have now walked around the block twice...
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Don't get caught up in what could be, instead appreciate what is. Appreciate what you have & who you have, because the future can take it away from you. iamspecial is thinking....when all else fails....sit back...look at it....then re-think and start again |
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Feb 17, 2012, 02:05 PM
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I hate when people see me at the super market & are like "hey what are you doing here?" I'm like "Oh you know, hunting elephants"
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Don't get caught up in what could be, instead appreciate what is. Appreciate what you have & who you have, because the future can take it away from you. iamspecial is thinking....when all else fails....sit back...look at it....then re-think and start again |
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#23
Feb 17, 2012, 02:08 PM
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iamspecial needs to get off Psych Central but computer says............NO
(don't really need to get off yet)
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Don't get caught up in what could be, instead appreciate what is. Appreciate what you have & who you have, because the future can take it away from you. iamspecial is thinking....when all else fails....sit back...look at it....then re-think and start again |
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#24
Feb 17, 2012, 02:20 PM
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I'm with you stay on please lol I am soooo lovin this thread.......not really good at the joke telling but do LOVE to laugh. Thanks so much for this........have lol'd a lot.
Huggies Nams
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Just listened to this and had to share....All I can say is Simply Amazing as always.
Evanescence "Lost in Paradise" "You is Smart, You is Kind, You is Important" Movie "The Help" |
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Feb 17, 2012, 02:48 PM
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How do u make a blonde mad? put her in a circular room and go tell her 2 sit in a corner
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Don't get caught up in what could be, instead appreciate what is. Appreciate what you have & who you have, because the future can take it away from you. iamspecial is thinking....when all else fails....sit back...look at it....then re-think and start again |
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