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#26
Feb 17, 2012, 02:50 PM
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You know when your a Blondie when you walk into a lamp post and then say sorry Aha
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#27
Feb 17, 2012, 02:51 PM
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Blond walks into a store I need curtains Man-what size? Blond-they are for my computer" Man- you don't need curtains for a computer blond-but it has windows
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Don't get caught up in what could be, instead appreciate what is. Appreciate what you have & who you have, because the future can take it away from you. iamspecial is thinking....when all else fails....sit back...look at it....then re-think and start again |
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#28
Feb 17, 2012, 02:51 PM
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Skydiving instructor says 2 pull the parachute when you can recognize the faces of people on the ground... blond says "what if i don't know anybody down there"
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Don't get caught up in what could be, instead appreciate what is. Appreciate what you have & who you have, because the future can take it away from you. iamspecial is thinking....when all else fails....sit back...look at it....then re-think and start again |
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#29
Feb 17, 2012, 02:52 PM
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A Blondie was walking down the road with two quarters in her ears somebody asked her what r u doing she said i am listening to 50 cent
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Don't get caught up in what could be, instead appreciate what is. Appreciate what you have & who you have, because the future can take it away from you. iamspecial is thinking....when all else fails....sit back...look at it....then re-think and start again |
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#30
Feb 17, 2012, 02:53 PM
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Is the type of girl who tries 2 push open doors with handles ask the printer "what time is it?" gets hit by parked cars trips up the stairs, yah u gotta love me.
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Don't get caught up in what could be, instead appreciate what is. Appreciate what you have & who you have, because the future can take it away from you. iamspecial is thinking....when all else fails....sit back...look at it....then re-think and start again |
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#31
Feb 17, 2012, 02:54 PM
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B.L.O.N.D.E.- Beautiful, Lovable, Outstanding, Nice, Dreamy, Energetic or Exciting
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Don't get caught up in what could be, instead appreciate what is. Appreciate what you have & who you have, because the future can take it away from you. iamspecial is thinking....when all else fails....sit back...look at it....then re-think and start again |
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#32
Feb 17, 2012, 02:56 PM
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There were 10 fish in a bowl, 5 fish drown, 3 fish came back to life. How many fish are there? haha!:P Stop counting smart one. Fish can't drown!
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Don't get caught up in what could be, instead appreciate what is. Appreciate what you have & who you have, because the future can take it away from you. iamspecial is thinking....when all else fails....sit back...look at it....then re-think and start again |
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#33
Feb 17, 2012, 02:58 PM
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Why is it when someone says they have to ask you a question, you immediately do a mental checklist of all the things you've done wrong recently.
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Don't get caught up in what could be, instead appreciate what is. Appreciate what you have & who you have, because the future can take it away from you. iamspecial is thinking....when all else fails....sit back...look at it....then re-think and start again |
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#34
Feb 17, 2012, 02:59 PM
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iamspecial..has been sent to the naughty corner..leave a msg and she'll get back to you when she promises to be good..then again you may have to wait a while
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Don't get caught up in what could be, instead appreciate what is. Appreciate what you have & who you have, because the future can take it away from you. iamspecial is thinking....when all else fails....sit back...look at it....then re-think and start again |
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#35
Feb 17, 2012, 02:59 PM
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Its funny how brunets and red heads make fun of blonde's and then go die their hair blond...FAIL
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Don't get caught up in what could be, instead appreciate what is. Appreciate what you have & who you have, because the future can take it away from you. iamspecial is thinking....when all else fails....sit back...look at it....then re-think and start again |
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#36
Feb 17, 2012, 03:00 PM
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*walks into class late* Teacher:why are you late? ''I'm late?'' Teacher: You just missed an entire period ''Are you telling me I'm pregnant?''
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Don't get caught up in what could be, instead appreciate what is. Appreciate what you have & who you have, because the future can take it away from you. iamspecial is thinking....when all else fails....sit back...look at it....then re-think and start again |
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#37
Feb 17, 2012, 03:02 PM
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I watched my dog chase its tail for 10 minutes and i thought to myself wow dogs are easily entertained then i realised i just watched my dog chase its tail.
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Don't get caught up in what could be, instead appreciate what is. Appreciate what you have & who you have, because the future can take it away from you. iamspecial is thinking....when all else fails....sit back...look at it....then re-think and start again |
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#38
Feb 17, 2012, 03:03 PM
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-comes inside soaking wet and is asked- "Is it raining out?" -replies- "Nope just took the fish for a walk"
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Don't get caught up in what could be, instead appreciate what is. Appreciate what you have & who you have, because the future can take it away from you. iamspecial is thinking....when all else fails....sit back...look at it....then re-think and start again |
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#39
Feb 17, 2012, 03:06 PM
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Throws a book at someones face.!? WHATS THAT FOR!? they say. i facebooked you lol
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Don't get caught up in what could be, instead appreciate what is. Appreciate what you have & who you have, because the future can take it away from you. iamspecial is thinking....when all else fails....sit back...look at it....then re-think and start again |
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#40
Feb 17, 2012, 03:07 PM
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Ok, so who's guilty here? A wife wakes up from a dream yelling "hurry my husband's home!" and the husband wakes up and jumps out the window
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Don't get caught up in what could be, instead appreciate what is. Appreciate what you have & who you have, because the future can take it away from you. iamspecial is thinking....when all else fails....sit back...look at it....then re-think and start again |
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#41
Feb 17, 2012, 03:09 PM
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The 7 qualities of a woman. Beautiful, Intelligent, Generous, Tender, Innocent, Thoughtful, Sincere. You Never forget when you note each quality's first letter.
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Don't get caught up in what could be, instead appreciate what is. Appreciate what you have & who you have, because the future can take it away from you. iamspecial is thinking....when all else fails....sit back...look at it....then re-think and start again |
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#42
Feb 17, 2012, 03:10 PM
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I decided I wanna be a ninja. I Googled "Ninja School," then followed a link that said Ninja School, and the page could not be found. Well played, Ninja School.
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Don't get caught up in what could be, instead appreciate what is. Appreciate what you have & who you have, because the future can take it away from you. iamspecial is thinking....when all else fails....sit back...look at it....then re-think and start again |
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#43
Feb 17, 2012, 03:16 PM
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A mathematician, physicist, and an engineer; a priest, a rabbi, and a minister; a Protestant, a Catholic, and a Jew; a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and an Italian; a black, a white, and an Asian; a Russian, a Czech, and a Polishman; an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Welshman; and a blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar.
The bartender turns to them and says, "What is this? A joke?" |
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#44
Feb 17, 2012, 03:20 PM
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student: Miss would u get mad 4 something i didn't do? Teacher: of course not. student: good cuz i didn't do my homework!
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Don't get caught up in what could be, instead appreciate what is. Appreciate what you have & who you have, because the future can take it away from you. iamspecial is thinking....when all else fails....sit back...look at it....then re-think and start again |
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#45
Feb 17, 2012, 03:23 PM
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Teacher "I'M GONNA CALL YOUR MOM!" Student "Ha is that the best you got?" Teacher *silence* Student "that's what I thought tell her I said hey."
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Don't get caught up in what could be, instead appreciate what is. Appreciate what you have & who you have, because the future can take it away from you. iamspecial is thinking....when all else fails....sit back...look at it....then re-think and start again |
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#46
Feb 18, 2012, 02:04 AM
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I picked this one up during my Call of Duty career. Words of wisdom from a pregame lobby.
lol No offense to any blondes.  "If a blonde throws a grenade at you, don't panic. Relax, take your time, pull the pin, and throw it back." - Random CoD player
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#47
Feb 18, 2012, 07:02 PM
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Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife's annoyance. "You'll fart your guts out one of these days," she always complained. After a particularly bad week the wife decided to have her revenge and got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the bed next to the old boy's arse. While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards followed by a scream. Twenty minutes later a rather shaken man came downstairs. "You was right all along Missus," the old man says, "I finally did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, and these two fingers, I managed to push 'em back in!"
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Don't get caught up in what could be, instead appreciate what is. Appreciate what you have & who you have, because the future can take it away from you. iamspecial is thinking....when all else fails....sit back...look at it....then re-think and start again |
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#48
Feb 18, 2012, 07:27 PM
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Knock Knock Jokes
Knock Knock Who's there? Anna! Anna who? Anna one, anna two...! Knock Knock Who's there? Anna! Anna who? Anna going to tell you! Knock Knock Who's there? Anne Boleyn! Anne Boleyn who? Anne Boleyn alley! Knock Knock Who's there? Amin! Amin who? Amin thing to do! Knock Knock Who's there? Ammonia! Ammonia who? Ammonia little kid!
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Don't get caught up in what could be, instead appreciate what is. Appreciate what you have & who you have, because the future can take it away from you. iamspecial is thinking....when all else fails....sit back...look at it....then re-think and start again |
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#49
Feb 18, 2012, 07:29 PM
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What concert costs 45 cents?
50 cent featuring Nickelback |
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#50
Feb 18, 2012, 08:07 PM
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Quote:
How do you really confuse a woman? Buy her a pair of chocolate shoes |
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