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Jun 07, 2007, 01:51 PM
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That saying just popped into my head while for the umteenth time today with sweat running down my face I carried another big black trash to the trash heap. I also realize that when I heard this particular saying before it was NOT in reference to (well I was going to say "physical labor" but that could be misconstrued)
I'm a frog. What can you expect from a frog. Do I need to point out that frogs are not known for their intelligence. I have a brain the size of a pea, if I'm lucky. But now I'm getting of topic, which is meant to be... Stupid, silly sayings we have heard or seen that for an instant bring a smile to our face and take our minds off all our problems. They could be bumper stickers, T-shirts, plaques, newpaper clippings...I really don't care. It may only tickle your funny bone....that doesn't matter either. Because I have to do this or sit here and cry. I'll start... "When you are up to your ***** in alligators, it's awfully hard to remember that your initial objective was to drain the swamp." "Need money. Will sell my sewing machine and my husband. Sewing machine $50....husband free." "You can agree with me or be wrong." "To err is human. to blame it on someone else shows management potential." "Put on your big girls panties and deal with it." "Is wine one of the food groups?" Please feel free to jump in at any time. |
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#2
Jun 07, 2007, 02:27 PM
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"Is wine one of the food groups?"
Now there's one I like!!!!!!!
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Jun 07, 2007, 02:30 PM
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Are you like my son's future mother in law....
Tammy's better after she "wines" a bit. |
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Jun 07, 2007, 02:56 PM
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Haahahaha! I think my husband would agree, but I shall emphatically deny!!!!!!!!!
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#5
Jun 07, 2007, 04:34 PM
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Where? What tru..... |
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Jun 07, 2007, 06:23 PM
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ok how about..........
lost..... wife and dog, reward for safe return of dog £900
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 lifes a game, i no longer wish to play
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Jun 07, 2007, 08:44 PM
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"My goal in life is not to get to the grave in a well preserved body...
but to skid in sideways, beer in one hand, chocolate in the other, shouting <font color="red">'Holy crap, what a ride!!'</font>" I think this one is my most very favoratist one!!!  
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Jun 07, 2007, 08:47 PM
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Love hard, live fast, die young!
I think I missed my boat. LOL
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Psalm 119:105 Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path. |
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Jun 07, 2007, 08:54 PM
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One of my fave Tshirts says:
"Out of body, back in a few minutes..." |
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Jun 07, 2007, 09:37 PM
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I'm Lost
I've Gone to Look For Myself If I Should Return Before I Get Back Please Ask Me to Wait..... I don't do drugs......... Raising teenagers is as far from realilty as I want to get! |
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#11
Jun 07, 2007, 10:09 PM
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A Tshirt I got for my ex --
"If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect." -- Ted Turner 
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Jun 07, 2007, 10:15 PM
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 You know, horses can get away with that once in a while, if it's warm out...
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Jun 08, 2007, 03:07 PM
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I'm sorry, but your opinion wasn't in the recipe.
Many people have eatin in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal healthy lives. |
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