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Old Jun 29, 2007, 12:06 AM
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A mother and her very young son were flying Southwest Airlines from
Kansas City to Chicago. The little boy (who had been looking out the window)
turned to his Mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have
baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the Flight
Attendant. So the boy went down the aisle and asked the Flight Attendant.

The busy Flight Attendant smiled, and said, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"
The boy said, "Yes, she did". "Well, then, you go and tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time.
Have your mother explain that to you!
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Old Jun 29, 2007, 12:16 AM
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I loved it..nothing better than a little midnight humor!!!

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Old Jun 29, 2007, 01:02 AM
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Baby Planes *Mild Sexual Content* Good for the flight attendant! Baby Planes *Mild Sexual Content*
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Old Jun 30, 2007, 12:25 AM
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Baby Planes *Mild Sexual Content* Baby Planes *Mild Sexual Content* Baby Planes *Mild Sexual Content* Baby Planes *Mild Sexual Content*

LOL!! haha, nice. good going. that was hilarious.
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Old Jun 30, 2007, 11:35 AM
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har har har lol Baby Planes *Mild Sexual Content*
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Old Jun 30, 2007, 11:00 PM
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hehehehehheehe,, I can't believe how long it took me to "get it" hehehehehehehe
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