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Old Jul 23, 2007, 12:01 AM
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Below are
true
>descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years
ago
>by an astrologist predictions. Read your sign, then forward it on,
with
>your
>zodiac sign and label on the subject line.
>
>This is real deal, try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice
>
>is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets
worse
>from there.
>
>
>
>ARIES - The Liar
>
>Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent
>kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud. 16
years
>of
>bad luck if you do not forward.
>
>
>
>TAURUS - The Tramp
>
>Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good
>
>fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in
times
>of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person.
One of
>a
>kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth!
15
>years of bad luck if you do not forward.
>
>
>
>GEMINI - Irresistible
>
>Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in the you know
>where... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out.
>
>Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING.
Loves
>to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST
>IRRESISTIBLE.
>9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
>
>
>
>CANCER - The Cutie
>
>MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very
>romantic.
>Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely
random
>and proud of it. Freak.
>
>Spontaneous. Great telling stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock
your
>lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12
years
>of bad luck if you do not forward.
>
>
>
>LEO - The Lion
>
>Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have
fun.
>Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable.
Outgoing.
>Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long
>relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good
when
>found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
>
>
>
>VIRGO - The One that Waits
>
>Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants
the
>last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you
ever
>wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you
do
>not
>forward.
>
>
>
>LIBRA - The Lame One
>
>Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun
and
>sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet!
>However, not the kind of person you want to mess with... you might
end up
>crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
>
>
>
>SCORPIO - The Addict
>
>EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of
humor.
>Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get
>
>what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long
relationships.
>Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not
forward.
>
>
>
>SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One
>
>Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being
in
>long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very
>pretty.
>Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a
kind.
>Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you
will
>ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!!! Not the kind of person
you
>want to mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if
you do
>not forward.
>
>
>
>CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover
>
>Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future.
>
>Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always
>
>gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to own Gemini's in sports.
>
>Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do
not
>forward.
>
>
>
>AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water
>
>Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in
>
>long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will
exceed
>your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2
years
>of
>bad luck if you do not forward
>
>
>
>PISCES - The Partner for Life
>
>Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last

>word.
>Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a
good
>way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. Always lets what he or she
wants.
>Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck
if
>you do not forward.
>
>OK here's the thing you cant send this to the person who sent this to
you
>so
>good luck! the other hard part is that last one with this is the
loser.
>
>ready ......... set............ GO!
>
>1-3 people= 1 minute of luck
>
>4-7 people= 1 hour of luck
>
>8-12 people = 1 day of luck
>
>13-17 people = 1 week of luck
>
>18-22 people = 1 month of luck
>
>23-27 people = 3 months of luck
>
>28- 32 people = 7 months of luck
>
>33-37 people = 1 year of luck
>
>38 and more = a very lucky life!
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Old Jul 23, 2007, 03:00 PM
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haha, the funny thing is...most of that stuff is really true about me. funny. thanks for sharing.
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