Stand, Sit, Squat or Lean?

I was just doing a little "research" to find out some information on a personal topic, and in the process, found some hilarious posts! I wondered if I should put this in "Health" or somewhere else, but I think this is the right place, since it's about humor.

JUST A WARNING: I put a trigger warning on this, just in case anyone has an issue with the topic, which is bathroom habits (specifically, wiping). So, if that's a problem for you, skip this post!

The topic: Am I the only one who stands when she wipes? Other people have told me they sit, and just lean to the side to wipe, and I physically can't do that (I've tried). So, I thought, am I weird? Apparently not.

For the record, I have OCD, so I don't just wipe like everyone else does. I mean, I do, but I follow it with using lots of wet toilet paper, to get really clean, and then I use dry toilet paper to dry off.

Read the posts and discussions on these pages if you want a good laugh:

Newmoanyeah: Proper Butt Care
Joshuaink: You wipe which way?

I am as you, a standing wiper! LMAO!