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Old Nov 05, 2007, 08:03 AM
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Kermit the frog was having some serious problems keeping the muppet show running. They were losing money very fast. He decided to go to the bank to see about getting a loan. When he got there he sat and waited a while unitl a woman walked up to him.
"Mr. The Frog, my name is Patty Wack, and I will be helping you."
Once Kermit explained his problems Patty asked him just one question.
"Mr The Frog do you have any collatrel?"
"Why yes I do I have this brass bull." He produced a statue of a brass bull about three inches high.
"Mr The Frog that is unually not what we accept, but I will go ask the bank manger."
Patty walked into the manager's office and explained to him the entire story. The manager looked at her and said...



"It's a Knick Knack, Patty Wack, give the frog a loan."



Oh Groan that was bad but well worth the story.
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Old Nov 05, 2007, 09:19 AM
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i thought it was cute.....
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Old Nov 05, 2007, 12:20 PM
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cute.

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Old Nov 05, 2007, 01:18 PM
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haha.. thanks for that Okay here goes today's laugh
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