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Old Nov 06, 2007, 08:23 AM
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There was this farm and all the farmer had on it was sheep and bulls. Now these were special animals...because they could talk (yeah I know but for the joke sake). Every day a wind would come ripping around the barn and the sheep would get blown over, while the bulls would just rock from side to side. Well this went on for about three days and finally one of the sheep got the courage to walk up to the bulls. He looked at the massive creature and clearing his throat he said very sheepishly (no that is not the punchline). "Pardon me Mr. Bull, but we have to know something." The bull looked down at the sheep and said "Why go ahead little one." The sheep feeling a little more at ease said "How is it that when the wind blows through the meadow that we sheep all fall down, but you bulls do not?" The wise old bull looked at the sheep and said "Well that is easy for me to answer..........



We Bulls Wobble But We Don't Fall Down!"

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Old Nov 06, 2007, 08:27 AM
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lol ooooooooo dear.................

still made me smile though One for the old timers like me enjoy.

a man walked into a bar and said........ouch One for the old timers like me enjoy.
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Old Nov 06, 2007, 08:29 AM
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Oh wow I forgot about that one.
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Old Nov 06, 2007, 08:33 AM
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A little cuddle polar bear went up to his dad

"daddy are you sure I'm a polaar bear like you?"

The old bear looked down and smiled

"Why of course you are son" he smiled and the baby polar bear went over to his mommy.

"mommy?"

She looked down at the fluffy bundly of love.

"Yes honey?" She replied

"Am I really a polar bear like you?"

Mommy bear looked down and said "why of course pumkin why do you ask?"

The baby bear looked up and frowned

"cos I'm frikkin FREEZING!!!!!!!"

One for the old timers like me enjoy. One for the old timers like me enjoy.
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