[Mountaindewed]

At the ER once the doctor said to a nurse about another patient "can you do a rectal on her?"

And another time at a water park I was waiting in a long line for a waterslide and a I overhead a lady say "patience is not a virtue I have."

I stil think of that 16 years later

[Discombobulated]

I still remember many years ago a lady loudly talking with her friend as she walked past me and my sister, she said in a loud theatrical voice “Ooh no, I’m not going to have a ménage a trois! ” The look me and my sister exchanged was priceless.

Still makes me smile now.

[MuddyBoots]

A couple weeks ago I was in my studio with the windows open and heard this guy screaming "Nooo, you're going to get me in trouble! You're crazy!" while someone was in a car revving the engine, flooring it in drive, then braking super hard a few times all the way down the street, and then I hear my next door neighbor scream "good! You deserve it!"