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A few nights ago my family and I had pizza. Well yesterday, my mom threw away the slices of pizza that was left over. Some how my dog got into the trash and opened up the pizza box! When my mom came out of her shower, she decided to make her bed. While she was making her bed, she found a slice of pizza in it. We later found out that the dog actually hid that slice of pizza in the bed to avoid getting in trouble
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That is funny, lukey! One of my cats is into bringing the little colored mice and other stuffed toys they play with and depositing them on the bed and the spread is so "busy" I often don't see it until it's time to get in. I tell her, "No mice in bed!" but she doesn't listen.
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Perna said: That is funny, lukey! One of my cats is into bringing the little colored mice and other stuffed toys they play with and depositing them on the bed and the spread is so "busy" I often don't see it until it's time to get in. I tell her, "No mice in bed!" but she doesn't listen. </div></font></blockquote><font class="post"> That's funny. |
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ew gross story: my puppy bella brought in a bird... that she killed from outside. I was studying last night and i walked into my moms room but she was in the kitchen with my step dad and i screamed and i ran into the kitchen and i was like MOM THERE'S A DEAD ANIMAL IN YOUR ROOM and so we all went in there and my mom was like ...i thought that was a sock. So we made my step dad throw it in the woods.
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![]() ![]() What kind of dog do you have, Luke?
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SeptemberMorn said: ![]() ![]() What kind of dog do you have, Luke? </div></font></blockquote><font class="post"> Mini Poodle |
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Oh, my goodness! A mini-rascal!
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Ew, Court Knee! My cat I had many years ago use to bring live birds into the house that he'd caught. That was fun, trying to leave for work at the last minute to avoid being late but have to chase cat and flopping/flying bird around the house instead.
My stepmother "won" a mini poodle at a womens club event when I was 13 or so; all the other women who won it as a doorprize declined it so it got to my mother who was like #5 or something and she brought it home to me. Unfortunately we already had a crotchety old dachshund who thought he owned the floor and a cat. The three of them would sit under different chairs in the living room, eyeing each other and shift locations, following the sunshine coming in the window. My mother found another home for the poodle though after a couple weeks, it was just too much.
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SeptemberMorn said: Oh, my goodness! A mini-rascal! ![]() ![]() </div></font></blockquote><font class="post"> Yes, very adorable ![]() |
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LOL perna thats hilariousl.
Who hands out a dog as a door prize? actually i wish some one would give me a dog as a door prize lol i would love it. So long as its like a nice dog that is cute and ot like a mean one. I bet thats why they gave it to her because it wasnt house trained or something was wrong with it so they wanted to get rid of it. |
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