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Old Mar 31, 2008, 06:41 PM
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(Mention of poop in this story so please don't read if it is a trigger.)

Well, today was mine and hubbys 19th wedding anniversary. Hubby forgot, but he always does so that's ok. I must admit at times I have thought that if I'd bumped him off right at the beginning I'd be out of prison by now! A poop story...

Anyway I spent the day rushing around, had bought a phone for my daughter and thought it was wrong, so rushed back to the shop and was told that there was nothing wrong with it, and maybe I'm a technophobe! (Thanks very much for that comment!)

The children were running around all day laughing, I happened to be very grumpy and shouted, "Stop having fun!" A poop story... A poop story...

Also being stressed out I'd spent much of the day dashing to the loo with a runny bum.

Hubby gets home from work and the drain is completely blocked up. Water is overflowing from the sink and the sespit is completely flowing to the brim with poop.

So after dinner, me and hubby decide to tackle the sespit together. Me in my rubber gloves A poop story... and hubby with a long stick with a brush on the end. Shoving the sespit poop backwards and forwards up the pipe! Very lovely! What's it look like at your end he says! I said to hubby that this really was a great way to spend our 19th wedding anniversary! Managed to shift some of the poop but did get splashed by it a few times.

Anyway, we talked about this in the evening, who'd have thought we'd be playing with poop 19 years after getting married eh! Yes, I thanked hubby for a lovely day! A poop story... A day full of ****!
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Old Mar 31, 2008, 06:49 PM
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aw what a great story

congrats on your wedding anniversary , sorry you spent it cleaning up after poop and also those ppl in the shop dont know jack, if they had showed you how it worked you wouldnt of had to go back again, hope tomorrows a less stressfull day the kids go bk to school next week

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Old Mar 31, 2008, 06:55 PM
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Thanks Katheryn A poop story... A poop story...

The only thing I can say about the poop shifting was that we did work as a team, will stay in my memory for a long time! A poop story...
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Old Mar 31, 2008, 07:23 PM
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those who move poop together, stay together !!!!!.......
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Old Mar 31, 2008, 07:25 PM
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A poop story... A poop story...

Thanks! A poop story... A poop story...
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A poop story... A poop story... A poop story... A poop story... A poop story... A poop story...
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Old Mar 31, 2008, 08:39 PM
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Ahhhh ... what a moving story!

And Happy Anniv! Ours was the 30th! lol It was nice but I can't say is was as "moving" as yours! A poop story...
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Old Mar 31, 2008, 09:17 PM
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Wow, the 20th year anniversary gift is china (traditional). I looked and looked and couldn't find your special gift anywhere for the 19th!

So wonderful you can find humour, Happy Anniversary!!!
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Happy Anniversary, I guess this means the 19th year is "poop", wish you had gotten pics, would have been worth a million bucks
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Old Mar 31, 2008, 09:55 PM
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Happy Anniversary!!!
What a great story and a great memory to have.
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Happy Anniversary, & you definitely win Best Anniversary ever story, Glad you still have your sense of humour intact.

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Old Apr 01, 2008, 06:50 AM
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Thank you friends! A poop story...

Yes you definitely need a sense of humour after 19 years, I have had a look outside this morning and it looks like the sink drain is still blocked, going to have to put my rubber gloves back on I think. A poop story...
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LMAO!! that is so funny!! Well, Happy Anniversary! Now my 19th anni.. is the 22nd... should prepare now!?!?
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just heard this one special for you pegasus
a farmer was walking by his barn, as he looked in he saw his son standing in a huge pile of poo, the farmer asked his son , "what are you doing standing waist deep in poo for", the son replied "well with this much poo , there has to be a pony under here somewhere"
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Old Apr 02, 2008, 07:24 AM
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A poop story... A poop story... A poop story... A poop story...
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Oh nooooo! haha, but very funny I agree.

And certainly memorable.

I bet when your husband saw it he thought "Oh, ****" A poop story...
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Old Apr 02, 2008, 02:04 PM
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hehehe...It was said outloud several times actually! A poop story...
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what a great story!!!!happy anniversary!!!!!!
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Old Apr 02, 2008, 02:28 PM
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Thanks friends! A poop story... A poop story...
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