My history teacher...[blond joke]

So today in school we did this thing called move-up day where we received our schedules for next year and visited all of our new classes. My history teacher got pretty bored because we were in each class for 30 minutes, and of course they didn't teach because tomorrow is our last day of school. So he decided to tell a joke. I actually thought it was hilarious.

First he says "If there are any blonds in here....I apologize but I love this joke. So there's a blond and she goes to a hardware store and she approaches a salesman and says to him 'I would like to buy this refrigerator.' and he says 'I'm sorry, we don't sell to blonds.' So she leaves the store very angry and insulted. So she decides to go back there the next day with a black wig. She sees the same salesman and approaches him and says 'I would like to buy this refrigerator.' and he says 'I'm sorry, we don't sell to blonds.' and so she leaves the store again, this time she is furious. So she decides to return to the store in a week with a different wig, big sunglasses, and totally different clothes and she thinks to herself, he will never be able to recognize me now. So she sees him at the store, and says to him 'I would like to buy this refrigerator.' and he says 'I'm sorry, we don't sell to blonds.' and she says 'I don't believe this, how do you know I'm blond?!' and he says 'Well because that's a microwave.'

A blind man decides to walk into a hardware store, and he has his seeing eye dog with him. He's just standing there and then all of a sudden he takes his dog by the leash and starts swinging it above his head, and a salesman runs over and says 'What are you doing?!' and the blind man says 'Oh, I was just looking around.'"

I have him twice a day, for history and sociology, and I can tell it is going to be a fun class. Just thought I would share this because it made me laugh.

thanks for the giggle Mandazzle rofl. I did Muffys trick and spat my drink all over the screen .... i feel happier now i'm blonde cos i have an excuse lol..... specially loved the second joke tho hee hee i'll have to try and remember it

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I'm a true blonde...and I resemble that remark!

Thank you for sharing those.

<font color="purple">I have one:

A plane is going down and there are only 2 parachuttes left. Only three people are left- the pope, a kid, and a corrupt buissness man. "Oh, you take the parachutte my child. I'm an old man but you have the rest of your life to live" the pope said "No, you take it Mr.Pope, because you are the hope for millions of people" the kid said. This continued for a few minutes, until the buissnessman finaly took one of the parachuttes and jumped. The kid started lauging. "Why are you laughing?" the Pope asked. "Because" the kid said "He took my backpack!"

...Technicly you could replace the pope with whoever you want- as long as they are an important benevolent figure, and the buissnessman could be anyone too...buuuut, I didn't want to get too political </font>

you spelt blonde wrong.
nice try though.

lol...another chuckle for the day!!! thank you!!