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Aug 13, 2008, 07:07 PM
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Excuse Notes from Parents ...
These are actual excuse notes from parents (including original spelling) collected by Nisheeth Parekh, University Texas Medical Branch @ Galveston... My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33. Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the shits. [words were crossed out in the ( )'s] Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak. Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault. Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday. Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover. Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor. Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore
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Aug 13, 2008, 08:24 PM
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Heehee, funny.
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Aug 14, 2008, 06:58 PM
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 That did make me laugh! Thanks.
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Aug 14, 2008, 08:20 PM
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"She's going to attend her funeral"? Wouldn't you be tempted to send the cops out to this kids house?
The spelling is atrocious! 
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Aug 14, 2008, 11:21 PM
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LOL its amazing what parents write to the school.
Jbug
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Sep 04, 2008, 04:30 PM
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ROFL
 that made me laugh
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Sep 04, 2008, 08:36 PM
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 These are soo funny... I remember when I was in school, sometimes I would write an "excuse note" and sign my parent's name..Got away with it sometimes and sometimes I didn't.
Last edited by radio_flyer; Sep 04, 2008 at 08:37 PM. Reason: i forget |
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Sep 06, 2008, 08:50 PM
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lol too funny, I wonder how many of them were forged by the students themselves.
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Sep 07, 2008, 11:49 AM
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LOLZ! that made me laugh my lil head off XD
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Sep 07, 2008, 01:29 PM
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we love this, very funny. A guy I knew phoned up his work to say he had sore ovaries!!!!!!!!!!
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Sep 07, 2008, 02:06 PM
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Well, at least we know if their parents even went to school |
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