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> Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's
> work boots, used, size > > 14-16. - $2.00 > > Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of > Guns & Ammo Magazine. > > Magazine - $3.00 > > Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and the > magazine. - $5.00 > > Leave a note on your door that reads: > > > > Hey, Bubba, > > Billy Bob, Duke and I went for more shotgun shells and > to pick up my > > check from the slaughterhouse. We should be back in an > hour. Don't mess > > with the Pit Bulls. I don't know what got into > them but they attacked the > > mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I > don't think Killer > > took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the > blood. Anyway, I > > locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait > out here on the porch > > 'til we get back. > > Cooter |
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lol love it..thanks for sharing
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I'm gonna try it!
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LOL! Nice!!
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Love IT! Love IT!
even more so since my husband works for a security company - ![]() |
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