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Old Apr 17, 2009, 01:33 PM
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> Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's
> work boots, used, size
> > 14-16. - $2.00
> > Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of
> Guns & Ammo Magazine.
> > Magazine - $3.00
> > Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and the
> magazine. - $5.00
> > Leave a note on your door that reads:
> >
> > Hey, Bubba,
> > Billy Bob, Duke and I went for more shotgun shells and
> to pick up my
> > check from the slaughterhouse. We should be back in an
> hour. Don't mess
> > with the Pit Bulls. I don't know what got into
> them but they attacked the
> > mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I
> don't think Killer
> > took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the
> blood. Anyway, I
> > locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait
> out here on the porch
> > 'til we get back.
> > Cooter
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Old Apr 17, 2009, 02:11 PM
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works for me! hehehe
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Old Apr 18, 2009, 07:36 AM
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lol love it..thanks for sharing
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Old Apr 18, 2009, 07:39 AM
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Old Apr 18, 2009, 08:07 PM
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Old Apr 18, 2009, 11:42 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Brian37 View Post
> Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's
> work boots, used, size
> > 14-16. - $2.00
> > Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of
> Guns & Ammo Magazine.
> > Magazine - $3.00
> > Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and the
> magazine. - $5.00
> > Leave a note on your door that reads:
> >
> > Hey, Bubba,
> > Billy Bob, Duke and I went for more shotgun shells and
> to pick up my
> > check from the slaughterhouse. We should be back in an
> hour. Don't mess
> > with the Pit Bulls. I don't know what got into
> them but they attacked the
> > mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I
> don't think Killer
> > took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the
> blood. Anyway, I
> > locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait
> out here on the porch
> > 'til we get back.
> > Cooter
Simple but effective
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Old Apr 19, 2009, 03:11 AM
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Love IT! Love IT!
even more so since my husband works for a security company -
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