[drunksunflower]

Oh my goodness, I have had the most embarrassing morning ...

I seem to have acquired a small bruise in shall we say, the upper part of my chest. So I don't wear really low cut things to work, obviously, but on the top half I've got a black top cut straight across and a blue wrap ballet style top over the top. We are smart casual. And well .. you can see it ...

I have had five people blatently point to my upper chest region and ask me what I'd been doing!!!! Oh dear. I have had a very pink face ...

Tip for the day: Always check your cleavage before leaving the house for food and slightly embarrassing marks ...

Anyone else have / had a slightly hard to explain and comment-provoking "injury"??

I am hiding the rest of the day ... :>

[Maven]

I once had bruises in what appeared to be in the positions of the fingers of a hand on my thigh, and my friend would not believe me that no one had hurt me!

You should ask those pointing people, "Why are you looking there, anyway?

[bebop]

had some bruises no one could see hehehehe

[drunksunflower]

Heh a hand shape would be hard to explain away ...

Yus, the issue is that I have quite a bit of bewby and well even though I wasn't doing a large amount of cleavage it is quite hard to miss them.

Tomorrow I wear NANNA TOP!!!! hehe. Well something that well covers them anyway!

bebop ... suspicious :>

[Maven]

What's a nanna top?

[drunksunflower]

A higher neckline than I had on today :>

It wasn't low but now I look in the mirror it really does look suspicious ...

My poor twins

[littlemissjess]

I remember the one time I was straightening my hair and I had the one iron part go across my neck and left a mark. My dad thought it was a hicky! And I said "Dad why would someone give a hicky in a STRAIGHT line?" and he replied "Well Jess, there's some freaky people out there". I didn't want anyone else to think that, so I was at a family get-together for Christmas and I was going out to dinner that night with my boyfriend and his family and my family too. I had that hideous mark on my neck I was hiding all night. Lucky they didn't see it... or maybe they did? All I know is they didn't mention anything and hopefully that means they didn't see it.

[drunksunflower]

eheheheh your dad's response .... :>

[Perna]

I got tangled in my pants/jeans one night undressing and fell over and wasn't able to catch myself, "scraped" my nose on the rug (and then kept making it worse during work by pushing my glasses up my nose). I made the mistake of saying I'd been out to dinner/drinking ("date night") so all my coworkers decided I'd been drunk and that's why I fell over and got my "rug burn." They spread it through the company ("small" family company and I'd been there a long time, only about 40 people) and are still laughing at me and I've been retired a year and a half :-)

[drunksunflower]

Rug burn :> love it.

Yesterday I got home and couldn't actually get out of my clothes myself - I had tied my wrap cardy in a double knot at the back and it would NOT come loose ...

had to wait for one of the boys to get home and 'undress' me after swearing and cursing for half an hour over being stuck - ooops :>

[Maven]

People want to believe the juiciest story, even if it isn't true.

Drunk, I've decided you should show that bruise off. Get the skimpiest, cleavagiest (look! I made up a word! ) thing you have and push out those puppies!

Then tell us all about it and how everyone reacted. This is for our entertainment here. LOL!

[drunksunflower]

bahahhaahhahahahh!

it's gone the latter stage of bruising ... i have to wear a dress tomorow night that will show it a bit LOL.

and 'cleavagient' is a great word. i shall remember it : >

[drunksunflower]

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Word.

[Perna]

Get a Renaissance Festival/Medieval dress; they make "shelves" to display your bewbies on :-) http://www.fun-shop.com/10-10012/Cos...h-Costume.html

[littlemissjess]

I remember when I was about... let's say 7 or 9ish. Somewhere in that range. I started playing softball for the first time. I could catch and everything. I was throwing back and forth with some other girl when some other girl called my name. I turned my head and a ball hit my in the nose. I turned my head to the left and blood poured out of my nose all over the field. It was disgusting But I bet now if someone video taped it, I would laugh at myself. I think it's really funny now but at the time I didn't haha.

[Maven]

Perna, those dresses are great! I love how Ren clothes show off a woman's "assets."

Jess, OUCH!