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Dec 12, 2006, 06:47 PM
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#27
Dec 12, 2006, 09:45 PM
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What? No graphic?? I knew you'd like that answer. 
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Dec 12, 2006, 10:33 PM
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Dec 13, 2006, 12:55 AM
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But you dressed him WET!!
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Dec 13, 2006, 01:56 AM
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OMG!!!!!!!!!!! That reminds me of the story my uncle used to tell about my mom when she ran away from home lol.. He found her and clothspinned her up on the clothesline!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THIS IMAGE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! hehehehhehe... THANK YOU PETUNIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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Dec 13, 2006, 03:58 AM
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Thanks for the maternity advice... but aren't there arms a bit too short to tie around the line??? At what age are their arms slong enough??? What if they fall, do you have to wash them again??? Can't I teach my kids to clean themselves like cats do???
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Dec 13, 2006, 10:01 AM
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#33
Dec 13, 2006, 12:30 PM
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Well, if they didn't grow long enough arms in the womb, you can tie the line to their arms. If you secure it well enough, they shouldn't fall. If they do, tie them back up and hose them off.
Kids will learn just about anything! Yeah, teach them to clean themselves off like a cat! In fact, if you hose them off each night before you let them out of their cage, that should do it! Make sure you get the crack of their cute little butts. It tends to accumulate some pretty stinky stuff! For my pleasure, I always took the time to cream that area since I truly enjoyed taking big bites out of their butt. Nothing better than a baby's butt! OH! And the ribs are delish, too! Nice and tender! Don't wash their toes, though! They think it's hillarious when you hold your nose and go "Peeee-Uuuuuuu!" You'll get hours of entertainment that way! Any more questions??
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Dec 13, 2006, 12:38 PM
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Thanks you so much for that, tomi...I feel as though I know you so much better now after that "How my mind works" dissertation of Motherhood 101. I see it all so clearly now...lmbo. PS Never had kids...no clothes line. Just an electric dryer.
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Dec 13, 2006, 12:51 PM
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An electric dryer will work, but they'll sure come out bruised and FLUFFLY!! Makes a hell of a racket, too!! Oh, and make sure, if you ever have a boy, to call him Chuck! When he asks you what's for dinner, tell him Chuck roast... then watch him get hurt because you didn't cook HIM for dinner!! True story!! My "Chuckie Baby" stomped and cried because I didn't roast HIM with an apple in his mouth!!
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Dec 13, 2006, 12:59 PM
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FLUFFLY!! Makes a hell of a racket, too!!
Rolling on floor laughing so hard I have to pee! 
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Dec 13, 2006, 01:02 PM
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Go! Run! Don't wet yourself!!
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#38
Dec 13, 2006, 01:03 PM
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I like wet! I thrive in it!
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#39
Dec 13, 2006, 01:06 PM
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 What does Petunia juice smell like??
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#40
Dec 13, 2006, 01:07 PM
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A pot.
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#41
Dec 13, 2006, 01:08 PM
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Oh GEEEEEEZ!!
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#42
Dec 13, 2006, 01:09 PM
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Be careful...don't hold yourself in public!
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#43
Dec 13, 2006, 01:14 PM
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You meant like this, right??    I made it back safe and sound! Hate to say this, but Pet? Your mind and mine work alike! LOLOL
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#44
Dec 13, 2006, 01:16 PM
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Run Pet! Run for the hills!
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#45
Dec 13, 2006, 01:16 PM
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NOW THERE'S DOUBLE TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dec 13, 2006, 01:19 PM
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Petunias can't run! LMBO!
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#47
Dec 13, 2006, 01:21 PM
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TRIPLE trouble with you contributing!!!
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#48
Dec 13, 2006, 01:27 PM
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you guys are too funny!!!!!!!!
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#49
Dec 13, 2006, 01:30 PM
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Who? ............ME????????????? Never happen!
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#50
Dec 13, 2006, 01:31 PM
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Petunias can't run! LMBO!
My pot is on wheels...I meant to say Roll Petunia! Roll for the hills. Then just sit there stuck, of course, cuz ya can't roll uphill.
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