I HAD TO SHARE THIS.......not sure the right place to post

I was chatting with Nina on the phone, a massive crane fly (daddy long legs)appeared in my kitchen -well - I nearly had brown pants - sorry too graphic - i hate the darned things - it was HUGE. Nina was laughing cos I was screaming. I told her I hate spiders too. This is where it gets spooky - I posted a poem on Ninas website, Tony shot out of his chair and caught a MASSIVE spider right at the back of my head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eeeeeewwwww I've gone all goose bumply....... I mean, A SPIDER so big it was wearing hobnailed boots and I could see it breathing!!!!!! It had the nerve to run past my head at close range - yuk -- if Tony hadn't been there it would have CRAWLED ON ME -- i need a diazapam. Look I know by now you may be thinking I'm quite mad and you'd be correct, but I have SERIOUS arachnaphobia dudes. I'm still recovering, breathing, trying not to imagine its hairy legs and booted feet and eight beady eyes ewwwwww how is it they dont run in circles with all those legs anyways? I feel a nightmare coming on.
sorry, had to tell you about it.
I keep slapping my shoulder now thinking it's still there. there was one on my wall which was a body building spider I swear and no one got it for me til today, they put it outside, I think it told it's mate and thats why it came to get me. Sorry to rant, I'm going now, I need a beer, I'm traumatised.

Jinny xoxoxoxo

[pegasus]

((((((( jinnyann ))))))))

Your story did make me smile. I'm ok with spiders, I used to eat them when I was little!

pegasus you just grossed me out COMPLETELY.

eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Now i can just picture this kid with eight legs sticking out of it's mouth, it's not helping............. eeeeewwwwww have to get this picture out my head - jin runs round room shaking hands and stamping, sorry, mad moment, have to go........

jin xoxoxoxo

[pegasus]

Love you muchly!

[Raynaadi]

A few weeks ago I had to vaccum a cocharoach...long story lol. I do hate the bugs in the house, I'm sure if anyone had been walking by, they would have called the cops over all my screaming!!!

oh we have loads of cockroaches in england, the bugs that look like beetles are a pain too

[Raynaadi]

Hmm, I spelled it cochroach instead of cockroach, cuz if you spell in cockroach in chat, it comes out $%$&roach lololol!!!!! But when you spelled it the right way, it didn't censor. How odd!

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A few weeks ago I had to vaccum a cocharoach...long story lol. I do hate the bugs in the house, I'm sure if anyone had been walking by, they would have called the cops over all my screaming!!!

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Oh no way you would have seen me vaccuming it up. I would have been packed, and moving out of the apartment within five seconds...even the word cockroach makes me creepy.

[MyBestKids2]

We had a cricket in the kitchen the other day. I went in the other room to grab some paper to scoop it up and put it outside. Steve already had it on the bottom of his shoe by the time I arrived back.

Spiders, though, are pretty uck...don't see too many here.

(((jinny)))

my dog is going insane trying to catch the crane fly now lol he is too funny

nuff of the creepy crawly stuff already lmao

jin xoxoxoxo

[DocClyde]

(((Jinny)))

[SeptemberMorn]

I'm sorry. You're just too good of a story teller for me laugh so hard and not tell you about it! Hobnail boots, eh?

[eskielover]

Your spider post just left it wide open for my OMIGOD for today. I was going out my front door to get something I had left in my car. I opened the door & walked out.....there on the door, at eye lever was a huge black widow. I had walked right past her & out the door before seeing her. I screamed a scream that if the neighbors had been home they would have though I was being killed. I yelled for my husband to get me the inscetiside cause I wasn't going to walk past her again. He brought the inscetiside & stood right next to her asking where she was. I was totally freaking out at that point & was screaming "ON THE DOOR"...."ON THE DOOR".

I hate black widows especially but spiders in general. The other day when cleaning out the entry way....I moved a box outside to wash it off.....when I tipped it up....there under it was a black widow. I don't get it because there are no webs around these black widows.....& usually they are in the middle of those huge messey strong type of webs. That makes me even more nervous because I always depended on feeling the web to warn me they are there.

I sure can relate to your fear of crawley creatures .....I even have a pest control come out & spray monthly & still they won't leave me alone.

I am not looking forward to all the creepy's that I am going to encounter on my farm in Kentucky....I had a sample & really didn't like that. I have cans & spray bottles of insectiside there to spray everything in sight.

Hope you valium helped,
Debbie

geeezzzzzz A BLACK WIDOW!!!!!!!!!!Sorry, brain trying to register, omigod, I couldn't live ANYWHERE there were such giant spiders,here we only have house spiders.money spiders, grassspiders which have tiny bodies and great thin legs, and grey furry ones. My daughterpicksm upand I run into the distance screeching,
ther are others, and I hear they bite, but I never get close enough, my flesh is creeping now, goosebumps like molehills on my arms - I feel so sorry for you. ooooooo
I find myself checking out my bedroom very thoroughly before I go to bed for the darned things. They do this on purpose to me I swear, I live in a very old cottage and they peep from cracks in the floorboards to see if I'm around before they make a bee line for me.

Jinny xoxoxoxoxxo

i love land based insects, creepy crawlies, reptiles, amphibians, hot or cold blooded dont matter basically anything that walks, slivers, jumps or crawls for a living not one of those can freak me out.

But turn the light on and see a moth or butterfly fluttering around (shivers at the very thought) i wont go back into that room until the thing has been removed, i wont even go into a room if the moth or butterfly is long dead and pinned to a display board, its all to do with the motion of the wings it just freaks me out, even outside it has the same reaction all relating to a childhood memory of waking up one morning to a room full of butterflies parked directly above my bed, (i'm talking free kegger at someone elses house proportions of butterflies here not one or two) it seriously freaked me out, now i have one of those net type things over my window has it is constantly open to avoid them getting in, dont stop the mice, roaches or spiders though...

I don't like moths or daddy longlegs (jealous cos my legs are on the short side lol) bats eeewww they fly outside my window yuk, gnats, mozzies, anything that hits the windscreen or gets in your hair - I'm just a freak why where insects invented anyways? Bloody awful thing and wasps - just dont go there - flying around in their stripey jumpers and pointing their stings at ya. The really BUG me ooo bad joke.

Mellors, you have to invent some sort of spider gun for me, so I can get my own back on the little critters.

Jinny xoxoxoxoxo

a good tip to use for wasps and bees and other insects

If you are outside picnicing in your garden or elseware(on the rare occasions the sun is actually shining in the uk) place a small container with sugar disolved in water, basicaly coke, pepsi or some other carbonated soft drink that you buy, (not rola cola though, you know the stuff you buy in bulk from ALDI that even a sugar junkie kid wont touch) a small distance away from you, anything that flys or crawls will go to that instead of munching on your jam butties and stop you look like your having some type of recurrent upper arm muscle spasm everytime you try and swat one

Thankyou Mellors, I will follow said advice also remembering to take said sugar and water to the pub on summer evenings so I don't keep spilling peoples drinks lmao.

hugs, Jin xoxoxoxox.

[wickedwings]

yikes. i don't mind spiders much, but i'm sooo phobic of the webs they make. i'd scream bloody murder if i run into webs. ay yi yi yi.