Funny T quips'

Jul 20, 2012, 01:56 PM

I was apprehensive about some deep stuff we were starting to get into, and I asked T if I was doing the right thing by diving right into it, or whether I should try to suppress some of the thoughts I was having.

Me: "What I'm feeling is normal, right? This is not anything to worry about?"
T: "No, I've done this a thousand times. In fact, you're number 997."
Me: "I HATE being a number!!"

Perna · Jul 20, 2012, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by TheBunnyWithin

T: "No, I've done this a thousand times. In fact, you're number 997."

I'd question T's arithmetic abilities if she came up 1003 short like that with me

SeaSalt · Jul 20, 2012, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by My kids are cool

My T and I were discussing that my husband did not move out when I asked him to. We had kind of run through my options, including filing legal paperwork. Some time later, I said something about sex with my husband.
My T was like, "you're still having sex with him?"
Me: yes
T: if you keep having sex with him he's never moving out! Why are you still having sex with him?
Me: it's fun. I like it.

T: Jesus Christ, do you not know how to masturbate?! Do you not own a vibrator?!
Me.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is freeking priceless. And you are to be commended for your choice of emoticons too.

Jul 20, 2012, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Perna

I'd question T's arithmetic abilities if she came up 1003 short like that with me

LOL!

I know he's a PhD and a sharp guy, but I don't think math is his strong suit. It certainly isn't mine. Once we were trying to figure out what year something happened, and I told him he could probably figure it out faster than I could. We both sat there basically counting on our fingers, and came up with the year at the same time. That's OK - as long as he knows psych, we can always use a calculator for the math stuff.

Chopin99 · Jul 20, 2012, 03:01 PM

When I was "interviewing" T:

Me: What do you consider your area of expertise?
T: Chocolate.
Me:

Sunne · Jul 20, 2012, 03:30 PM

T gave me this machine to use at night that clips onto my ears. It sends small currents to my brain to help me with sleep and anxiety.

Last session he was talking about another machine he is getting to use in office.

Me: Do you have to wear those crazy stickers all over your head?
T: No, it just clips onto your ears.
Me: Oh.
T: I think I have an earlobe fetish.

CantExplain · Jul 20, 2012, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Chopin99

When I was "interviewing" T:

Me: What do you consider your area of expertise?
T: Chocolate.
Me:

There's a Dilbert comic with Wally in a job interview.

Interviewer: What would you say is your greatest weakness?
Wally: Cheese.

lostmyway21 · Jul 20, 2012, 05:59 PM

Before we go on our walks T always locks the door. Then every time we come back from our walks, he walks straight into the door to see if it's open.

Me: T you always lock the door why do you do that?
T: Sometimes the other T unlocks it.
Me: T ...in nine months that door has NEVER been unlocked, and I've never seen the other T.
T: I'm not crazy.

It was funnier in person