Welcome To The Couch People of PC Psychotherapy (All Welcome Part 11)

That's awesome, I have a cousin who is an artist, she has gallery shows and all. Not me, I'm a workin stiff...show me the numbers... I'm a bean counter.

Did I tell you my T kinda pissed me off today, he said he could make me cry if he wanted to..Doesn't that sound kinda arrogant? Am I crazy? Don't answer that... Lol

Mmm pizza. My son makes great pizza. He even created his own pizza sauce recipe.

hmmm....he can MAKE you cry? Ummm...is that a challenge.

Yea...you're crazy.

omg...I had this amazing pistachio pizza a few mos. back. Wow. I want it now.

MIL is sitting in the little tv room with me. TV blaring, remote under her thigh...just like I said. But it's the Jesus Channel, not Fox News...same diff.

Like did he say HOW he could make you cry?

Yes MAKE me cry, if he wanted to by pushing and asking questions...like he's a wizard or something..I'm kinda ticked about it... I'm losing stock in my "like" of him over this.

(((lola))) don't loose stock. He's a good T. What was the context?

H didn't get home until 8:00. We live near a tourist town and to get from said town (where we work), you have to go over one of two bridges. They are the only two ways into our county. Both bridges dump to the same 4-lane highway. That worked out well when only 1000 people lived in our town (10 years ago). Now 10000 people live in our town, so it is a cluster-f u c k at both rush hours. Traffic was at a standstill when I left work at 3:30. It was still at a standstill when H got off work at 7:00. Imagine how it is when there is a wreck.

crap...I think she dozed off. Should I poke her??

yeah...go ahead and poke her...

I paint, but I'm not that great at it. I enjoy doing it until I mess something up, get frustrated, and stop. I've got 3 11x14 canvasses on my table half-done. I figure I'll paint em black one day and start over.

Yes - with the soft cushions.

Cue Monty Python:
Ximinez: Ha! Then we'll make you understand! Biggles! Fetch...THE CUSHIONS!

[JARRING CHORD]

[Biggles holds out two ordinary modern household cushions]

Biggles: Here they are, lord.
Ximinez: Now, old lady -- you have one last chance. Confess the heinous sin of heresy, reject the works of the ungodly -- *two* last chances. And you shall be free -- *three* last chances. You have three last chances, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance.
Wilde: I don't know what you're talking about.
Ximinez: Right! If that's the way you want it -- Cardinal! Poke her with the soft cushions!

Chopin...there are two small 2 lane bridges leaving our little cape of 215,000...400,000 in the summer. Only one small highway, 2 lanes in each direction, no break down lanes. It get's bad.

oh...stopdog, there you are. We mention poking little old ladies and *poof* you appear.

It is like a summoning spell isn't it?

I thought you meant LC, but now am thinking perhaps you meant the MIL. Let MIL sleep, unless the snoring is too loud. If you meant LC - poke poke poke.

Do you remember the conversation that surrounded this comment?? I think it's kind of a strange thing for a T to say.



The only thing worse would be The Rifleman.....

Did ya poke her yet??

Every time I think I have it bad, someone reminds me they have it worse.

I'm glad I have the later schedule. Working my 11-7, I tend to miss the bad traffic. At least we do have break-down half-lanes on the shoulders. I've also seen people try to drive the break-down shoulder at break-neck speed.

Lola, I'm pretty sure you could make your T cry.... if you kicked him in the right place. It's one of the perks of having a male T.

I'm a Christian and I hate Fox News aka the Jesus News Channel.

Then again, I ain't your average Christian.

LC - I am getting pissed off and digging in at your therapist. And calling him unpleasant names in my head.
Hopefully it will teach him a firm lesson.

HEY MIL....DID YOU WANT TO GO TO BED?

huh, whad ya say?

DO YOU WANT TO GO TO BED?

no, I didn't hit my head
(turns up volume on tv)

You'd better run once Hank gets here!

That oughta do it.

That exchange is like one of those birthday cards about getting old.
Did you push all the stuffing up to one end of the cushion? It seems she is made of harder stuff. You may have to try the dish rack.