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Once in a while you get shown the light, in the strangest of places if you look at it right. R. Hunter |
#1002
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2 strings walk into a bar, the bartender said "we don't serve string". So the strings went outside tied them selves in a knot and frayed the ends.... they walk back in... the bartender says" Hey aren't you that couple of strings in here a minute ago?"...
"NO", they say, "We are afraid not". |
![]() critterlady, Ike McCaslin, suzzie
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#1003
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Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face?"
Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "would you like a drink?" Descartes replies, "I think not." And disappears. I have now exhausted my repertoire of bar jokes. Don't forget to tip your waitresses. |
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#1004
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I can either remember the joke OR the punch line, usually not both together. I'm great at parties!!
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#1005
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Poor lonely couch. Let's have drink together and get to know one another.
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#1006
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Hi BP, whatcha drinkin?
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Once in a while you get shown the light, in the strangest of places if you look at it right. R. Hunter |
#1007
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Scotch. So long as I can stop sending stupid texts to my T I'll be right.
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#1008
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How've ya been, Ike?
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#1009
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Listening to Led Zep will light up later.
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#1010
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I'm OK, BP, thanks for asking. Sorry to cut out last night. And Led Zep rocks, they are my daughters' second favorite band, after the Beatles.
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Once in a while you get shown the light, in the strangest of places if you look at it right. R. Hunter |
#1011
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Your daughter has excellent taste in music.
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![]() Ike McCaslin
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#1012
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I thought I would never make it through the Hannah Montana stage.
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Once in a while you get shown the light, in the strangest of places if you look at it right. R. Hunter |
#1013
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Drinking and texting is almost never, from my observation and outside reports, a good plan. Text and then drink, drink and do not text - but I have never heard of the combination making someone feel better at the end.
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#1014
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Either my W reads here or someone here talks with my W...either way.... NOT COOL
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![]() unaluna
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#1015
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You know she spies on you here, Lola. She admitted doing it before.
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#1016
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she said someone sent her a pic of the post and that she told the person she doesn't want to know anymore... Now I have no idea who I can trust, it could only have been a handful of people.
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#1017
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Who the hell would do that?? That's just weird. I call BS.
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#1018
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I have my suspicions... I'm friends on FB with a few people and that would get them in touch with her.... omg, this is not a joke..this is my life....
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![]() critterlady
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#1019
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That's awful, Lola. That's wrong on so many levels.
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#1020
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I guess its the risk I run by letting all my dirty laundry air out here.... lesson learned
Who ever it was , Ill find out someday. |
#1021
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Hey everyone! this thread has reached the post limit - please feel free to continue the conversation on another couch thread =)
couch 48 is here: http://forums.psychcentral.com/psychotherapy/277383-couch-48-all-welcome-really.html
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