What is the craziest thing your T has ever said?

That's not a good attitude, T!

Or was your consent grudging?

No it was completely willing. I was the one that initiated the relationship with my friend. It was me that asked and sometimes begged to be able to pleasure him.

On a less serious note, during my session earlier today, my T said something along the lines of, "You remind me of a bubble gum machine."

...I was a little confused, to say the least.

I have a new thing to add. I told her about something I was ashamed of, and she responded with "No Shame! That's the new rule!" And I was left thinking "There's rules? When did that happen? What game are we playing, anyway?" Lol.

A prev T asked me to meet him after his court appearance. I thought he was testifying for someone..but it was a court date against HIM! Then, while I was in the audience, he challenged the bailiff by trying to approach the bench. The bailiff reached for his gun, telling him to get back. The court was cleared. Long story.

Another former T exploited me. He claimed I was a known prostitute (lie!) and that he felt sorry for me, like he felt sorry for street people....

I'm confused too! Did you figure out what it meant?

My T hasn't said anything really crazy but the most confused I've ever been was when I was swearing at him and telling him I hated him, and he responded with: "You are SUCH a poppet!" Um, what?

"You believe that you are an a s s so you acted like an a s s."

Yup - I just paid this gal $175/hr to call me an a s s. What a waste - I can have piles of people call me that for free.