Couch 106 - the couch that must not be named

What flavor was the pastry filling?

Curious minds want to know.

My curious mind

Woke up to rain that noah would be proud of. We haven't had rain like this for 3 years it is really good. I am snuggled up inbed with guinea pigs for abit till my ipad dies and i am forxed to get up.

Yum anything with pastry is good.

I wish I could be this descriptive yet vague at the same time. Your odor will dissipate if you wet a cloth with vinegar, wring it out, and wave it around in the air. Matador outfit and sultry music optional.

I've never made pastries. I have been known to make a pretty awesome cheesecake, though.

I am making chili. BEER CHILI.

Instead of water. Beer.

Nnngh. My anxiety is so high. I'm like "Beer chili?! What if I poison my children" - which is hilarious because I've been making beer chili for my family for years (my oldest is almost nine).

Conclusion: I need to start drinking wine. What the hell is up with my anxiety yo?

This is not at all what I had in mind. I'm going to buy some trim to put between each mirror so it will look more like a window.

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Oh, and here's my five foot tall entertainment center. Demolition can be quite cathartic. Now I've got pieces for a storage cubby/bench and a lower media center. And since it's upcycled particle board instead of real wood, I can paint it without feeling guilty.

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Husband is driving me nuts. He has been on vacation all week and needs to go back to work.

Mine too. They are generally me running for my life in various bloody situations. My T thinks it is some part of me that is rageful that it doesn't get acknowledge. I don't know. I've only talked about my dreams like once or twice.

Hey the curtains window and floor look great! Cant wait to see what you do with the center!!

I.Am.So.Stupid What made me think I could even attempt to do that.

(((BunYip))) I don't know what you attempted but I'm sorry you're disappointed.

every now and again IRL i think i can pass myself as a proper human. It very rarely works you'd think i would stop by now.

((Bunyip))

We were not prepared for the jackpot to reach this high:

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I'm thinking the future signs will be updated with an interchangeable m and b. But our aesthetic!!!!

I've killed the couch.

Wait, the powerball is 1.3 billion?!

Yes ma'am and the sign was inadequate to describe such a fortune.

Why are batman and superman fighting?

I didn't know they were.

It's that annoying who's gonna win thing that some guys (ahem, by some guys I mean the stbx and his brother) seem to like to discuss. You know, Godzilla or King King, Batman or Superman.
Hollywood apparently thinks it's a brilliant idea:/

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I would think they would band together to fight against the same thing - not fight each other. But I was never into comics, so I don't know.

I have a new radiator space heater and am running it for the first time. It smells

Its like when gasoline went over what? A dollar? Or Y2K

I love providing meaningless historical context

Can't be meaningless if I understood it.