The Couch 119: Come Join The Human Shelf!

How about an epic poem? The Artemisiad?

Evening couch.

Well on my way out of my interview this morning, I got a call from a CVS up the road from the one I was working in tonight asking if I was available to come in ASAP until 7. I said I was working at the other (insert city) CVS at 4:30, so I could help them out till 4. They said they would take it because something was better than nothing. So, I picked up 4.5 extra hours.

I sat forever waiting for my interview. They were running about 45 minutes behind. Gee whiz. Oh well.

I got a call back from the school with the math intervention position offering me an interview at 4pm tomorrow. I was supposed to see pdoc at 3:45, but I decided to take the interview and ask to reschedule pdoc.

I call pdoc's office and say I need to reschedule and ask if he has anything next week because I am free every afternoon. Receptionist tells me that we can not push my appointment out that far because I am a mandatory 4 weeks. She asked why I was rescheduling. I explained why, so she said she could squeeze me in at 1:30. So I now will be seeing pdoc at 1:30 tomorrow. I hate being labelled as non-compliant...it makes scheduling appointments difficult as I "must" come in at a certain interval of time. I guess I did it to myself with having to go on injections for not taking my meds. But would one week really matter? Oh well, I can still go to my interview...so I guess everything is okay now.

Well, I better go mapquest directions between schools tomorrow for my interviews. Then get to bed. Can't have bags under my eyes from lack of sleep at my interviews.

Night, couch.

I see it now. No need to copy paste art! Found lion and rhino but sadly no armadillos or pangolins
Thanks for posting art!!! I appreciate it!!

I got a koala. Hmmm... I don't really see it fitting me at all. Oh well. I guess I clicked too early or quickly.

There is actually a squirrel in the forest somewhere....

ETA : found it!

" Your money worries are over, for Squirrel will teach you how to manage your resources. With Squirrel power within you, you will find it natural and easy to set aside money for those future projects and to provide for yourself during slower times from the money you saved during flush times. Your financial acuity will increase as you find yourself developing new habits.

But Squirrel is no stranger to fun. You will find you can handle money easily and then spend the remainder of your daytime hours scampering up a tree and chirping to your fellows. Squirrel knows how to balance enjoyment of the lovely summer’s day with doing what needs to be done to provide for the coming winter.

Squirrel will infuse you with this spirit of the seasons, helping you to enjoy each one, providing amply for yourself and your loved ones no matter what life brings.

Squirrel also brings the gifts of persistence, resourcefulness and tenacity. When he sees what he wants, he finds a way to get it.

What a relief it will be to have these strengths come easily to you, just by breathing in Squirrel energy and putting an awareness before you of different ways to live, enjoying today as fully as possible, while also setting aside for tomorrow."

Didn't get lion or rhino but leopard. Leopard

I think squirrel fits squirrel very nicely!

Growly Try this it has Australian animals as well
HHas giant armadillo see the dictionary page
Animal Energy - Wombat

I love wombats!! Did you see the farting wombat on YouTube? Pete The Farting Corn-Eating Wombat Is Your New Spirit Animal

Ahem. The First Lady was plagiarised, not a plagiarist.

I thought Michele Obama was the one plagerized? I should be paying attention more

So just curious. Did anyone else know that giraffes were silent? That they had no voice?

Was curious also if anyone listened to them humming and what you thought.

Just curious.

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We were talking hypothetically, so I think unaluna meant the hypothetical First Lady.* As did I.

Try to keep up, can't you, CE?

* I saved your bacon there, unaluna, rather sophistically. You owe me.

My T has always reminded me of a giraffe but she doesn't hum. At least not during my session!

Sounds like a cow mooing into a bass trombone.

That was hilarious. I was telling my T about when i used tp play truant and chase wombats and foxes he said he could see how peaceful I found it and the personality of the different wombats and love i had for them. It was the most emotional moment I ever had in T.

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

I found the humming strangely calming.

Encounters with wild animals have always been some of the most amazing moments I've had. Years ago a deer, a buck with a full rack of antlers, jumped out of the woods in front of my t and I when we were on a walk for our session. It was unworldly but very fascinating. Poor animal did not expect the two of us out walking!!

Dr. Who reference! No fair!

I like the way some animals look at you like where the f*** did you come from? And others just meh! some just want to rip you innards out.

Is it? I thought it was Adam Savage from Mythbusters/
Originally ffrom Dungeon master film
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dungeonmaster

great minds and all that... after I typed "i love to write, but i write poetry" I thought that very thing - what about an epic poem. And yeah - what a great title! And then the sequal I suppose could be the Artessey? tee hee

Adam savage is my soulmate he just doesn't know it yet

Nope. Goes back further.

Eta: or maybe not...the Dr. Who script has a similar line but it's not the same. Low budget scifi film it is!