Couch 180:

I normally wake up stupidly early, it was just last night that I could not stay asleep for anything due to fretting

It's sent me into a loopy immature reaction today so I'm making fart jokes everywhere

I did not know about the harry potter quizzes. I went and did some. Ravenclaw every time.

I’m always Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff. I prefer Ravenclaw.

A student is emailing me who has their name sent to “I” (their first initial). So when I respond, the thread is titled “I, me.” Very existential-thought-provoking.

I am also in Ravenclaw.

Lemon, The Witch Elm was good. I like Tana French. Her first novel was brilliant.
And, I really need to just suck it up and paint the darn bedroom. I just hate painting. I need to find a friend who hates baking and trade food for painting.

great, now i need to go take a harry potter quiz...

i am a gryffindor and my patronus is a dolphin

hehe mischief managed...

If your therapist had a patronus, what would it be?

Info, I’m going with magpie. SHINY.

R's would be a deer and not a stag.

Mine would probably be a cow.

I'm loopy today

The first? probably sea anemone. I don't know about the second.

And the cyber sniffer dogs can't find those who I broke out of forum jail cause I spread onions and garlic all over the place so they can only smell onions and garlic they can't find the smell they need to find

Leopard? That's the first thing that came to mind. Or maybe zebra, since he has a shirt with zebras on it. Some sort of patterned African mammal...He's always wearing shirts and socks with patterns on them. But not a giraffe, as he's fairly short.

A whole shirt with zebras on it? Not just a tie or socks, a whole shirt?

I thought he dressed better than MC? Another illusion shattered.

I can't remember anything specific that either of them wore. I have no idea if they wore the same thing more than once - I mean it is certainly probable. I just don't know.

Yeah, but it's like little tiny zebras on a black background. I actually really like that shirt--he seems to be in a good mood when he wears it. And he dresses better than ex-MC, trust me. His clothing actually fits him correctly (no David Byrne suit jackets) and his shoes aren't falling apart. And he's not wearing polo shirts that look about 10 years old. It's a pretty low bar to cross, I suppose...But he tends to look pulled together and fashionable.

Info’s been dressing a lot better lately. Like, “mature professional woman in her 60’s” level. It makes me feel more comfortable for some reason.

Well, shoot. I mean, I am all for more comfortable, but I miss the fashion updates.

Hehe I always pictured Dr.T in a suit!

I wanna cause some trouble

It's all good!

I lurve emoticon abuse!

*throws a custard pie across the thread and when everyone's distracted cleaning up splattified custard from everywhere whisper sneaks the forum jail keys away and opens the forum jail and lets everyone out*

I think my therapist's patronus would be a crow. I told her that's an image I have of her as a therapist, as a crow picking at a pile of sticks. She even showed up in my dreams as a crow once.

I guess last time she was wearing a very tight-fitting floral bodice.

My cat just brought a little mouse in, I heard it squeaking and managed to catch it and release it outside. One very lucky mouse, one very grumpy cat and one very happy human.